2022 NCAA Championship and Superbowl Advertisements

[Rocketcan]

Hello Coaches,

 

This season we are going to try something different. We are going to create a "broadcast" like you would hear on the radio for the NCAA Championship Game and the NFL's Superbowl. And we want *you* to make the ads for it!

 

Specifically, these will be what are called "Live Read" ads. This means the announcer/play-by-play guy will read it in between things like possessions, scores, etc. Here is an example of a Live Read ad that is used to set up a weather report:

 

So what we need you to do is write up a quick ad that we can slot in a different times during the game. Here is a template not too dissimilar from what a real ad writeup would start with:

• What: What are you trying to sell/get people to do?
  
• Who: Who are you trying to get to buy/go do the thing?
  
• Where: Is there a specific location people need to go (physically or virtually) to get/do it?
  
• When: Is there a specific time people need to go to get/do it?
  
• Why: Why would anyone care about this product/thing/event?
  
• How (sort of covered already): How does one get/do the thing you want them to do?
  

Some other things to think about:

• Company Names
  
• Brand Names
  
• Event Names
  
• Taglines ("I'm loving it" [McDonald's], "Just Do It" [Nike], "Meow Mix, so good cats ask for it by name", [Meow Mix])
  
• Real World Examples
  
• Branding of things like Red Zones, Field Goal Attempts, Touchdowns, etc. ("Team X has now entered the 'Sherman Williams Red Zone'", or "Team X is lining up for a 'Bank of America Field Goal Attempt'")
  

Do you need to write an entire script? No, however, if you do it will be greatly appreciated!

 

Unfortunately, we will probably have to take all of the final ads for the NCAA Championship game by the end of the day Thursday, November 17th, 2022. This is so we have enough time to record the game. Superbowl ads will be taken all the way through Wednesday, November 30th, 2022.

 

So, what all do we need from you to put an ad in the big games?

• List out the Product/Event/Whatever you are advertising.
  
• List out things like company name, tag lines, etc.
  
• List out as many of the "W" questions and answers as makes sense for your ad
  
• (OPTIONAL) A quick script that you think would sound good on the radio.
  

I will comment with a good example. If you make your post look like it, it will be enough for us to work with. Be creative! Have fun!

 

Final disclosure: it is possible that not all of these will be used. However, we will try our best to squeeze them in.

[Rocketcan]

Ad Application:

• Game: NCAA National Championship
  
• Product: Whopper
  
• Company: Burger King
  
• Tagline: "Have It Your Way"
  
• Sponsoring all extra points.
  
• Script: "This Extra Point attempt is brought to you by the Whopper from Burger King. Burger King, Have It Your Way."
  

[Vivid]

Ad Application:

• Game: NCAA National Championship
  
• Product: Vivid Seats
  
• Company: Vivid Seats
  
• Tagline: "Life happens Live"
  
• Sponsoring field goals.
  
• Script: "And that will bring up a field goal attempt sponsored by Vivid Seats. Vivid Seats; Life happens live."
   
   
  
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Edited November 17, 2022 by Vivid

[nemolee.exe]

Ad Application:

 

Sponsering NCAA National Championship

Company: Toyota

Tagline: "Let's Go Places"

Sponsor for all red zone opportunities. Will trigger once a team gets into the red zone.

Will be promoting the 2023 Toyota GR Corolla.

Script: "And with that last play, we have reached the Toyota Red Zone. Toyota reminds you to test drive and buy the all-new 2023 Toyota GR Corolla. Toyota, Let's Go Places."

[Bundy]

• Game: NCAA National Championship
  
• Product: Duluth Trading Co.
  
• Company: Duluth Trading Co.
  
• Sponsoring the Duluth Trading Co. PostGame Show
  
• Script: "While the players strip down to their Duluths, we break it down in the booth.”
  

[SageBow]

Ad Application:

• Game: NCAA National Championship
  
• Company: Dunkin’ Donuts
  
• Tagline: “America Runs On Dunkin’"
  
• Sponsoring all rushing touchdowns
  
• Script: "This rushing touchdown means everyone in America gets a free donut tomorrow morning from Dunkin’ Donuts. America runs on Dunkin’"
  

[TuscanSota]

• Game: NCAA National Championship
  
• Product: TBA
  
• Company: Toucan Productions
  
• Sponsoring all safeties.
  
• Script: If I say more now, it’ll lose the tease.
  

[subsequent]

• Game: Super Bowl
  
• Product: Super Bowl 1
  
• Company: NFL
  
• Sponsoring the pregame show
  
• Script: "Please keep watching this space for a Super Bowl."
  

[Kirby]

Ad Application:

Game: NCAA National Championship

Company: Matt Howard Foundation

Tagline: "See it, Say it, Sort it"

Sponsoring whenever the quarterback gets his ass planted on the floor.

Script: "This sack was brought to you by the Matt Howard Foundation, supporting men's mental health. See it, say it, sort it."

[Piercewise1]

Sponsoring NFL Super Bowl

Company: Kotex Maxi Pads

Tagline: "Maximum Protection"

Sponsor for all red zone opportunities. Will trigger once a team gets into the red zone.

Script: "This trip into the Red Zone is brought to you by Kotex Maxi Pads. When it's your time to enter the red zone, rely on Kotex hygiene products for maximum protection."

[JW1952TX]

Sponsoring NFL Super Bowl

Company: Nevada Brothel Association

Tagline: "The best you can get"

Sponsor for all pancake blocks from those offensive line hunks

Script: "Because as you know, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

[RobSun08]

Game: NCAA Championship

Company: NCAA Gavitt Tipoff games

Tagline: "Maryland @ DePaul in the Gavitt Tipoff Games"

Sponsoring the end of the 3rd quarter

Script: "That will bring us to the end of the 3rd quarter, and don't forget to watch Maryland @ DePaul week 2A in the Gavitt tipoff games, both teams on a losing streak and looking to pick up their first win"

[Minnow]

Ad Application:

Game: NFL Super Bowl

Company: Lasik Express

Tagline: Don't lose sight, keep it within the uprights

Sponsoring all missed field goals

Script: "What a blow to the young man, that leaves [insert team] hanging. Don't leave your duties hanging with Lasik Express. Making all Goals on and off the field a reality."

[alexfall862]

Ad Application:

• Game: NCAA National Championship or Super Bowl (depending on when turnover happens)
  
• Company: Nacrotics Anonymous
  
• Sponsoring the first fumble of each game
  
• Script: "This turnover has been brought to you by your anonymous friends at NA. Whether it's fleeing the police across the country in a stolen Subaru or losing a championship game to the third best team in Oklahoma, turn to us after your rock bottom."
  
• Tagline: "Don't fumble your life away. Don't be Matt Howard."
  

[Sarge]

I know it's too late but I'm bored and want to just dump this from my brain.

 

Game: NCAA National Championship or Super Bowl (depending on when turnover happens)

Company: BOFA (Better Opportunities For Athletes)

Sponsoring Defensive Touchdowns

Script: "This huge D play has been brought to you by BOFA. When things get hard playing the field or when you're done smothering the offense with great big D.... Linemen, call on BOFA. We setup athletes for the future with deez nuts job opportunities fit for our players."

[Rocketcan]

Unfortunately, the sim does not say whether a pancake block occurred on the play. Rather it just records the stats overall.