1:00pm Games

[Rocketcan]

Atlanta Assassins (0-0) vs New York Dwarfs (0-0)
Rolls-Royce Stadium -- Atlanta, GA​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Atlanta	0	0	0	10	10
New York	7	14	7	3	31

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP%	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Atlanta	8	17	47.06%	31	0	0	3
New York	12	22	54.55%	154	1	0	1

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FL	FL LOST
Atlanta	24	147	6.13	1	1	1
New York	37	263	7.11	3	4	3

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP%	FGM	FGA	FG%	KR TD
Atlanta	1	1	100%	1	1	100%	0
New York	4	4	100%	1	1	100%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Atlanta	8	442	55.25	4	35	8.75	0
New York	4	195	48.75	8	101	12.63	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Atlanta	0	5	55
New York	0	6	65

Play-by-Play: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Z57CF-DaUuIb8C3oDxIk3hUIeKBxGXRC/view?usp=sharing

Chicago Dogs (0-0) vs Cleveland Not Detroits (0-0)
Portillo's Stadium -- Chicago, IL​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Chicago	3	0	3	3	9
Cleveland	7	6	3	0	16

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP%	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Chicago	17	27	62.96%	165	0	1	6
Cleveland	6	19	31.58%	88	0	0	0

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FL	FL LOST
Chicago	18	96	5.33	0	1	0
Cleveland	34	261	7.68	1	1	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP%	FGM	FGA	FG%	KR TD
Chicago	0	0	0%	3	3	100%	0
Cleveland	1	1	100%	3	3	100%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Chicago	6	364	60.67	6	78	13.00	0
Cleveland	6	328	54.67	6	139	23.17	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Chicago	0	3	30
Cleveland	0	10	90

Play-by-Play: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13mCvD61MXb4Kg_sYHAZVHShy6175dc9t/view?usp=sharing

Dallas Dingoes (0-0) vs Houston Candy Paint Slabs (0-0)
The Outback Steakhouse Outback -- Dallas-Forth Worth, TX​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Dallas	0	14	14	14	42
Houston	7	0	10	3	20

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP%	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Dallas	24	32	75.00%	524	5	0	1
Houston	21	31	67.74%	280	1	0	6

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FL	FL LOST
Dallas	20	140	7.00	1	0	0
Houston	17	97	5.71	1	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP%	FGM	FGA	FG%	KR TD
Dallas	6	6	100%	0	0	0%	0
Houston	2	2	100%	2	2	100%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Dallas	2	102	51.00	4	54	13.50	0
Houston	4	230	57.50	2	40	20.00	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Dallas	0	6	50
Houston	0	6	50

Play-by-Play: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aZ7zTHrJyJpJvvw9zWm183DBDu_J6AxG/view?usp=sharing

Portland Evergreens (0-0) vs San Diego Fuck Dean Spanoses (0-0)
Forest by Nike -- Portland, OR​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Portland	10	10	10	7	37
San Diego	7	3	0	10	20

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP%	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Portland	17	24	70.83%	232	1	0	2
San Diego	17	33	51.52%	324	2	1	2

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FL	FL LOST
Portland	29	290	10.00	2	0	0
San Diego	18	139	7.72	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP%	FGM	FGA	FG%	KR TD
Portland	4	4	100%	3	3	100%	0
San Diego	2	2	100%	2	2	100%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Portland	2	95	47.50	4	148	37.00	1
San Diego	4	218	54.50	2	37	18.50	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Portland	0	3	30
San Diego	0	3	25

Play-by-Play: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M9aJtNcni9SkoKwD2MEjpZwecgUu0dXM/view?usp=sharing

 

[Kirby]

Bom Trady and Coach Kirby embrace as the dynasty continues.

 

[subsequent]

so you beat atlanta.

 

[Kirby]

Atlanta will be better this year

 

[Rocketcan]

Cleveland and Dallas with the upsets, and it appears Atlanta and San Diego still have some work to do.

 

[TuscanSota]

Houston, you may have a problem

 

[Vivid]

already did that joke in the discussion....

 

[subsequent]

Houston, you may have a problem.

 

[VerifiedThing]

After last year being unexpectedly good, I think we're gonna be unexpectedly bad this year