Kgreene829's Objective Best Baseball Names List

[kgreene829]

Ok to celebrate the start of SimMLB I am going to go through and list some of the best names in the sim. If you have any of the players mentioned here then you have already succeeded as an owner and can quit today with a real sense of pride and accomplishment. If none of your players are on this list than you have failed as an owner and should be banned from any and all SimFBA activities. I wanted to go through all of the generated players but it took me 4 hours to get through 43% of the players so I got through all the players at the professional level and am going to keep working through the players until my shift ends in an hour and 15 minutes and whatever I have finished is what I will post. Let’s not waste any more time and start looking at some names.

Professional:

1. Harry Potter 31 year old pitcher from Newton Massachusetts of the Atlanta Braves
2. Fancy Rice 29 year old pitcher from Wheat Ridge Colorado currently in the pool
3. Harry Pitts 26 year old pitcher from Queens New York currently in the pool
4. Goat Moon 24 year old pitcher from Fayetteville North Carolina of the Indianapolis Indians (Pirates AAA)
5. Tubby Rose 30 year old pitcher from Cleveland Ohio currently in the pool
6. Steel Arm Johnson 27 year old pitcher from Grand Point Louisiana of the Modesto Nuts (Mariners A)
7. Bullet Joe Wong 25 year old position player from Chicago Illinois of the Montgomery Biscuits (Rays AA)
8. Pharaoh Ellison 24 year old pitcher from Allison Park Pennsylvania of the Cleveland Guardians
9. Richard Wang 33 year old position player from Mamou Louisiana of the Everett AquaSox (Mariners High A)
10. Shipwreck Coleman 25 year old position player from Norwood Ohio of the Lakeland Flying Tigers (Tigers A)
11. Pud Schneider 28 year old pitcher from Chicago Illinois currently in the pool
12. Rolando Burgos 27 year old pitcher from Lajas Puerto Rico currently in the pool
13. Sucesion Colon 27 year old position player from Moca Puerto Rico currently in the pool
14. Square Richardson 25 year old position player from San Francisco California of the Milwaukee Brewers
15. Cyclone Johnson 31 year old position player from Storm Lake Iowa of the Inland Empire 66ers (Angels A)
16. Skeeter Maddox 24 year old position player from Huntington West Virginia of the Lehigh Valley IronPigs (Phillies AAA)
17. Corn Wolf 26 year old pitcher from Columbus Ohio of the Eugene Emeralds (Giants High A)
18. Cyclone Lee 23 year old pitcher from Newport Beach California of the Minnesota Twins
19. Le-Lo Pope 30 year old pitcher from Ironville Kentucky of the Kansas City Royals. 
20. Squiz Lawrence 31 year old position player from Monett Missouri of the Durham Bulls (Rays AAA)
21. Socrates Davis 33 year old position player from Summerfield Maryland of the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes (Dodgers A)
22. Knuckles Perkins 29 year old position player from Irvine California of the San Diego Padres
23. Ha Ha Jackson 26 year old position player from Petaluma California of the Baltimore Orioles
24. Doe Holder 23 year old pitcher from Middletown Kentucky of the Lansing Lugnuts (Athletics High A)
25. Stamp Larson 25 year old pitcher from Conway South Carolina of the New York Yankees
26. Joop Dam 25 year old position player from Saban Westpunt Netherlands of the Midland RockHounds (Athletics AA)
27. Chin-lung Bell 30 year old pitcher from Lafayette Indiana of the Indianapolis Indians (Pirates AAA)
28. Ronald Donaldson 28 year old pitcher from Duncanville Texas of the Oakland Athletics
29. Ingo Zorn 25 year old position player from Hamburg Germany currently in the pool
30. Hooty Arnold 25 year old pitcher from Okolona Mississippi of the Round Rock Express (Rangers AAA)
31. Folkert Meijer 33 year old pitcher from Saban Westpunt Netherlands currently in the pool

College:

1. Steven Slaughter 22 year old position player from Reading Massachusetts of the Iona Gaels
2. Cannonball Walker 22 year old pitcher from Virginia Beach Virginia of the Toledo Rockets
3. Mysterious Jackson 22 year old position player from Hartford Connecticut of the Lipscomb Bisons
4. Prince Chang 22 year old pitcher from Columbus Ohio of the FGCU Eagles
5. Ace Spencer 22 year old position player from Manhattan New York of the Charleston Southern Buccaneers
6. Pussy Murry 22 year old pitcher from San Diego California of the Richmond Spiders
7. Soup Vaughn 20 year old pitcher from San Diego California of the Hofstra Pride
8. Bad News Thompson 21 year old position player from Snohomish Washington of the Missouri State Bears
9. Shorty Soto 22 year old pitcher from Lee's Summit Missouri of the George Mason Patriots
10. Daddy Brown 22 year old pitcher from Lincoln Nebraska of the Stephen F Austin Lumberjacks
11. Guy Cox 22 year old position player from Memphis Tennessee of the Loyola Marymount Lions
12. Schoolboy Burns 21 year old position player from Los Angeles California of the Stonehill Skyhawks
13. Ducky Nguyen 22 year old position player from Los Angeles California of the Fordham Rams
14. Harry Johnson 21 year old pitcher from Carpentersville Illinois of the Northern Illinois Huskies
15. Tub Russell 22 year old pitcher from Clark-Fulton Ohio of the South Dakota State Jackrabbits
16. Sonny Boy Jennings 20 year old position player from Saint George Utah of the Auburn Tigers
17. Pharaoh Pitts 19 year old pitcher from Ocean City Maryland of the Bowling Green Falcons
18. Tiny Bush 20 year old position player from Oceanside California of the USF Bulls
19. Pop-boy Velez 22 year old position player from Rochester Indiana of the Kennesaw State Owls
20. Dino Ellis 19 year old position player from Glendale Mississippi of the Clemson Tigers
21. Jumbo Woods 19 year old pitcher from Covington Kentucky of the Bradley Braves
22. Cornelius Schmidt 21 year old pitcher from New York City New York of the Cal State Bakersfield Roadrunners
23. Pooh Bear Watkins 20 year old pitcher from Vancouver Washington of the FIU Panthers
24. Cyclone Hancock 21 year old position player from Naperville Illinois of the Houston Christian Huskies
25. Sly Stewart 21 year old position player from Hoover Alabama of the Mount St Mary's Mountaineers
26. Guadalupe Crowley 20 year old position player from Plano Texas of the Tulane Green Wave
27. Demetrius Dunlap 19 year old position player from Jacksonville Florida of the Presbyterian Blue Hose
28. Phonney Goldstein 19 year old pitcher from Macomb Illinois of the VMI Keydets
29. Bug Duke 19 year old position player from Baltimore Maryland of the Liberty Flames

High School:

1. Skin Down Beard 17 year old pitcher from Philadelphia Pennsylvania
2. Big Boy Ward 18 year old pitcher from Lynchburg Virginia
3. Skeeter Cox 18 year old position player from Kosciusko Mississippi
4. Richard Moon 17 year old pitcher from Dallas Texas
5. Mkristo Li 18 year old position player from Huntsville Alabama

Intam:

1. Wilfredo Sepulveda 21 year old position player from Coro Venezuela
2. Giuseppe Gonzalez 20 year old position player from Santo Domingo Oeste Dominican Republic
3. Tshering Tshering 17 year old position player from Tsirang Bhutan
4. Ezequiel De Los Santos 22 year old position player from Bella Vista Dominican Republic
5. Hans-Joachim Friedrich 21 year old position player from Berlin Germany
6. Takeshi Sato 19 year old position player from Tokyo Japan
7. Baasanjav Sharav 19 year old pitcher from Ulan Bator Mongolia
8. Yukio Uchida 19 year old position player from Niigata Japan
9. Su-In I 19 year old pitcher from Incheon South Korea
10. Ichiro Yamagishi 18 year old position player from Kumamoto Japan

Other fun names that I feel should be pointed out that aren’t worthy of being listed as one of the best names. This is mostly going to be players with names that are similar to real people.

1. Samuel Sosa 25 year old pitcher from Salem Virginia of the Pittsburgh Pirates
2. Terry Cruz 25 year old position player from Holt Michigan currently in the pool
3. Kenneth Durant 24 year old pitcher from Bridgetown Barbados Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders (Yankees AAA)
4. Charles Leblanc 24 year old position player from South Hill Washington of the Chicago White Sox
5. Manuel Ramirez 29 year old pitcher from Cerro Cuba of the Asheville Tourists (Astros High A)
6. Jose Abreu 27 year old pitcher from San Cristobal Venezuela of the Quad Cities River Bandits (Royals High A)
7. Jose Ramirez 28 year old pitcher from Barinas Venezuela of the Hillsboro Hops (Diamondbacks High A)
8. Jose Fernandez 28 year old position player from Valencia Venezuela of the St. Paul Saints (Twins AAA)
9. Sarge Strickland 28 year old position player from Lake Havasu City Arizona of the Round Rock Express (Rangers AAA)
10. Jose Bautista 24 year old pitcher from Morelia Mexico of the Fort Wayne TinCaps (Padres High A)
11. Luis Suarez 33 year old position player from Caracas Venezuela of the Louisville Bats (Reds AAA)
12. Humberto Sanchez 25 year old position player from Maracaibo Venezuela of the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes (Dodgers A)
13. Mason Miller 28 year old position player from Los Angeles California of the Salem Red Sox (Red Sox A)
14. Jim Butler 32 year old position player from Boston Massachusetts of the Fayetteville Woodpeckers (Astros A)
15. Chris Paul 31 year old position player from Norfolk Virginia of the Tampa Tarpons (Yankees A)
16. Michael Jackson 33 year old position player from Lexington Kentucky of the San Francisco Giants
17. Michael Jackson 21 year old position player from Shiloh Pennsylvania of the Alabama Crimson Tide (college)
18. Elijah Moore 22 year old pitcher from Hampton Virginia of the Army Black Knights (college)
19. Anthony Bennett 21 year old pitcher from Honolulu Hawaii of the Mississippi State Bulldogs (college)
20. Felix Bautista 22 year old pitcher from Austin Texas of the Canisius Golden Griffins (college)
21. Duke Johnson 19 year old pitcher from Hanahan South Carolina of the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers (college)
22. Jose Calderon 18 year old pitcher from Santiago de los Caballeros Dominican Republic (intam)
23. Tim Anderson 19 year old pitcher from Columbus Air Force Base Mississippi of the Gardner Webb Runnin' Bulldogs (college)
24. John Ross 18 year old position player from North Charleston South Carolina (high school)
25. Andrew Jackson 22 year old position player from Indianapolis Indiana of the FGCU Eagles (college)
26. Rickey Williams 17 year old pitcher from Columbia Missouri (high school)
27. Daniel Jones 18 year old pitcher from Mission Viejo California (high school)

I wasn’t able to get through all of the players and I had to leave some good names off the list so make sure to argue in the comments or with people in discord about how you found the player with the best name. Also don't forget to yell at and insult me for leaving off a player who you think deserved to be mentioned.
 

Edited June 8 by kgreene829