cultur3

yes from viagra overdose. still raiiiidaz owner though

UNLV COACH DIES UNLV head coach was in discussions with the school about resigning or re-signing (not sure which) when he dropped dead of a viagra overdose. He came back to life 69 minutes later to say that he is still the owner of the rraaaaiiiiiidddddaaaaazzzzzzzz but that UNLV needs a coach who will not die again. Thank you. No questions at this time.

UNLV called a press conference to announce the hiring of their new head football coach, Cultur3, fresh off his controversial midseason departure from the University of Miami. As the media and school officials gathered, anticipation built for the coach's first words. Striding confidently to the podium, the coach shouted, "Instead of having a boring old speech, I am here to announce like an ULTIMATE CHAD with a song and dance!" He then ripped off his suit, revealing a UNLV adorned patterned speedo that left little to the imagination. As jaws dropped and cameras flashed, a full band emerged from behind the curtain, launching into a raucous, fast paced tune. The coach grabbed the mic and belted out verses about leaving Miami for the lure of Las Vegas's cocaine and brothels, the fuel to his coaching fire. He boasted of being free of Marco Leatherdick's partnership and vowed to unleash the dragon at UNLV, winning the championship cup and shoving it in the faces of his former colleagues. The coach gyrated and fist-pumped his way through the song, pulling moves that would make Elvis blush. As the final power chords faded, he stuck the landing of a particularly ambitious pelvic thrust and basked in the stunned silence for a moment before the room erupted in wild applause. School officials high-fived, boosters whistled, and even the most jaded journalists had to crack a smile at the audacious spectacle. The coach had made his mark in unforgettable fashion, leaving no doubt that UNLV football was in for one hell of a ride. In a city built on over-the-top antics, he'd fit right in - and maybe, just maybe, he'd back up the outrageous talk with gridiron glory. https://suno.com/song/67009d76-ae7e-4657-8cf3-c5c3563b829c

What is your username? cultur3 We use discord often for quick communications and for streaming games to our community. Using discord is optional, though we suggest it because it's a great way to connect with others and to watch games. For those applicable, what is your Discord username? cultur3 League you are applying for (CFB, College Basketball, NFL, NBA) CFB Which team do you want to apply for? (Click here for a list of currently open teams.) (If NFL or NBA, please specify the role.) UNLV What are 3 backup teams in descending order of preference? Stay as Miami FL How much time can you devote to the community? The more people that are active, the more fun the sim as a whole is with all of the fun interactions that can take place between users, whether it be in the Shoutbox, or through various forms of media. I'm around How did you find out or hear about SFA? From llamas Do you know anybody from SFA? List their usernames if applicable. everyone Tell us a little about yourselves to serve as a short introduction to the community. Ive been around (yes like that) and im here to meme as unlv where prostitution is legal and we will steal all ur croots

i cant save the LV raiders depth chart. I'm the coach and owner

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D and C for Sosa and Moxey??? Someone drug test Sage

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Love the F for Washington. Losers!!

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