New Mexico Announces First Head Coach

[DarthJarJar]

The AD of the University of New Mexico has called a press conference today to announce the hiring of the school's first-ever college football coach. The NCAA made a landmark decision last week to add American Football to the list of sports played, which has caused schools all over the country to strive for the signatures of premier coaches.

"I would like Lobo fans everywhere to welcome our new head coach, DarthJarJar!"

"He will now take the floor for questions."

[subsequent]

Hello, Brew Drees of the website RPOLand.biz:

 

What makes you the best candidate for University of New Mexico's football team's head coach position?

 

The women's cross country team has been very successful in the last few years. How do you expect to compete for budget?

[DarthJarJar]

I believe that I am the best candidate for the job because I have great military experience.

Here is a picture of me leading the troops into battle:

 

I believe that if we start winning some games and attracting fans then the University will quickly start to shift funding to the more lucrative sport.

[subsequent]

Lord JarJar, I did not realize it was you. Please forgive my ignorance, my lord.

[Rocketcan]

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