2022 New Appointment in Green Bay

[JC.]

 

GREEN BAY — Two weeks into the 2022 NFL season, the Green Bay Packers have finally decided on a new president in the form of 28 year old Suffocation. The decision which has dragged beyond the preseason was finally made when the Brit threw his hat into the ring this week. Many speculated that before his interest, the committee were split between relinquishing control to a handful of cheese curds or a chilled Spotted Cow.

 

Whilst both of these inanimate objects are beloved by the people of Wisconsin and could likely do no wrong in leading the Pack. Neither of them, for obviously reasons, could get their coaching qualifications and therefore the job fell to the only suitable candidate.

 

Whether or not he is the man capable of leading Green Bay to glory remains a mystery but the ownership group have shown him full support by giving him control of all footballing operations, including General Manager and Head Coach. When asked about his appointment, Green Bay’s new overlord said “I’m delighted to take the reigns of my favourite team, obviously it’s not the ideal situation coming in during week 3 but I will do all I can to impress this season and lay a framework to build on for future years”.

 

Time will tell as to how much success he finds but one thing is for sure, the team probably has a better chance of a successful rebuild with a person in charge as opposed to a local delicacy or an alcoholic beverage... right?

[Kirby]

Green Bay vs Miami at Wembley Stadium... WHEN?!?! Gib gib gib!!

 

Good luck at the Packers brother @Suffocation