[2022] Seahawks Inaugural Press Conference

[TuscanSota]

Seattle is a city with a fantastic sports legacy. Heralding teams in both the SimNBA, the Dice Football League, and that one team known as the Washington Huskies, Seattle is home to many sports teams known for being competitive and establishing a winning culture (maybe not the Huskies, yet don't kill me Caesari).

 

The Seahawks franchise hopes to add onto the legacy of this city and dominate what is intended to be the most competitive division in the West Coast and more importantly the United States.

 

I, ToucanSoda, who is certainly not TuscanSota, the head coach of the Washington State Huskies, am the owner of the Seahawks Franchise. For our inaugural press conference, I'll answer any question brought forth here, whether it be in regard to our franchise, our plans, and what the Seahawks hope to be.

 

The kicker? On each question asked, I will roll a 6-sided die. If I roll a 6, I will be as skeptic as possible. If I roll a 1, I will be brutally honest. So, the higher the number, the more skeptical I'll be, the lower the more honest.

 

So, let's begin. Ask away.

[DarthJarJar]

Will your franchise know how to win like the Seattle Steelheads of the DFL?

[TuscanSota]

 

@DarthJarJar the Seahawks organization is doing all that it can to learn from the Seattle Steelheads organization on the importance of winning and how to win.

[Rocketcan]

Will the Seahawks trade their entire first set of draft picks to Dallas for a 1st Round pick?

[TuscanSota]

 

@Rocketcan The Seahawks would be open to trades, even that one.

[Kirby]

Will internet sensation David Ross one day be a Seahawk?

[TuscanSota]

 

@Kirby the Seahawks organization does not see the importance of punting but we are keeping our eyes open on talent across the country. Even on internet sensation David Ross.

[TuscanSota]

Coach Tuscan of the Washington State Cougars,

 

Why do the Seahawks not see the importance of punting?

[TuscanSota]

 

@TuscanSota, we find importance in moving the ball and keeping the offense on the field by all means possible. Punting is the opposite of this.

 

~ToucanSoda

[Kirby]

 

Greg Howard (Miami Herald)

 

"There is an obvious need at Quarterback in the Seahawks organisation, being the most vital position on the field. You have a very favourable pick in the first round in the upcoming drafts. Out of all of the rookie quarterbacks, who do you see as the best fit for the Seahawks?"

[Rocketcan]

*crowd mutters* "Matt Howard"

[TuscanSota]

 

@Kirby Out of all the rookie quarterbacks, I think any rookie QB make a better fit than who we currently have in our organization.