Week 5, 4:00PM

[SFA]

Atlanta vs Chicago

Spoiler: Game report

Atlanta Assassins (2-2) at Chicago Dogs (4-0)
Portillo's Stadium -- Chicago IL​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Chicago	10	14	14	14	52
Atlanta	7	7	0	0	14

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Chicago	30	32	93.75%	321	5	0	5
Atlanta	14	27	51.85%	179	2	2	3

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Chicago	33	191	5.79	2	0	0
Atlanta	10	39	3.9	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Chicago	7	7	100.0%	1	1	100.0%	0
Atlanta	2	2	100.0%	0	0	0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Chicago	1	65	65.0	5	89	17.8	0
Atlanta	5	256	51.2	1	7	7.0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Chicago	0	3	25
Atlanta	0	3	30

Play-by-Play:

Denver vs San Diego

Spoiler: Game report

Denver Doobies (2-2) at San Diego Fuck Dean Spanoses (2-2)
Barron Hilton Stadium -- San Diego CA​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
San Diego	3	20	7	10	40
Denver	0	0	7	0	7

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
San Diego	35	43	81.4%	389	3	0	2
Denver	11	27	40.74%	117	1	1	0

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
San Diego	16	51	3.19	2	0	0
Denver	20	31	1.55	0	1	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
San Diego	4	5	80.0%	2	2	100.0%	0
Denver	1	1	100.0%	0	0	0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
San Diego	3	151	50.33	8	119	14.88	0
Denver	8	463	57.88	3	45	15.0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
San Diego	0	7	65
Denver	0	6	35

Play-by-Play:

Houston vs Dakota

Spoiler: Game report

Houston Candy Paint Slabs (2-2) at Dakota Fannings (2-2)
The Fan Zone -- Fargo ND​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Dakota	3	3	7	3	16
Houston	3	7	13	0	23

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Dakota	8	27	29.63%	60	0	1	2
Houston	16	36	44.44%	210	1	0	4

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Dakota	27	196	7.26	1	0	0
Houston	11	79	7.18	1	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Dakota	1	1	100.0%	3	4	75.0%	0
Houston	2	2	100.0%	3	4	75.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Dakota	4	185	46.25	4	77	19.25	0
Houston	4	172	43.0	4	61	15.25	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Dakota	0	5	45
Houston	0	3	20

Play-by-Play:

Labrador vs Clearwater

Spoiler: Game report

Labrador Retrievers (0-4) at Clearwater Flints (0-4)
Clearwater Beach Park -- Clearwater FL​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Clearwater	14	0	6	13	33
Labrador	7	10	7	14	38

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Clearwater	23	30	76.67%	287	3	0	0
Labrador	12	19	63.16%	134	2	0	0

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Clearwater	11	25	2.27	1	0	0
Labrador	46	354	7.7	3	1	1

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Clearwater	3	4	75.0%	2	2	100.0%	0
Labrador	5	5	100.0%	1	2	50.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Clearwater	2	115	57.5	0	0	0	0
Labrador	0	0	0	2	26	13.0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Clearwater	0	6	70
Labrador	0	4	40

Play-by-Play:

Montreal vs New Mexico

Spoiler: Game report

Montreal Ouis (2-2) at New Mexico Abuelas (2-2)
La Casa de la Abuela -- Las Vegas NM​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
New Mexico	3	6	0	3	12
Montreal	13	3	6	0	22

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
New Mexico	10	22	45.45%	166	0	0	1
Montreal	7	18	38.89%	88	0	0	0

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
New Mexico	23	116	5.04	0	1	1
Montreal	46	294	6.39	3	1	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
New Mexico	0	0	0%	4	5	80.0%	0
Montreal	1	3	33.33%	1	3	33.33%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
New Mexico	3	170	56.67	4	57	14.25	0
Montreal	4	188	47.0	3	41	13.67	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
New Mexico	0	0	0
Montreal	0	3	25

Play-by-Play:

Jackson vs Kelowna

Spoiler: Game report

Jackson Five (0-4) at Kelowna Keions (4-0)
The Live House! -- Kelowna BC​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Kelowna	6	3	7	10	26
Jackson	3	7	0	0	10

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Kelowna	11	22	50.0%	189	1	0	1
Jackson	18	44	40.91%	213	1	3	4

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Kelowna	29	169	5.83	1	3	1
Jackson	7	39	5.57	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Kelowna	2	2	100.0%	4	4	100.0%	0
Jackson	1	1	100.0%	1	1	100.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Kelowna	4	240	60.0	6	76	12.67	0
Jackson	6	340	56.67	4	63	15.75	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Kelowna	0	7	60
Jackson	0	7	75

Play-by-Play:

Trailer Park vs Las Vegas

Spoiler: Game report

Trailer Park Boys (1-3) at Las Vegas Blackjacks (1-3)
MGM Stadium -- Las Vegas NV​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Las Vegas	6	17	0	7	30
Trailer Park	0	0	3	3	6

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Las Vegas	6	12	50.0%	70	0	0	1
Trailer Park	6	11	54.55%	78	0	0	1

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Las Vegas	47	354	7.53	3	0	0
Trailer Park	37	139	3.76	0	3	3

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Las Vegas	3	3	100.0%	3	4	75.0%	0
Trailer Park	0	0	0%	2	2	100.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Las Vegas	3	170	56.67	4	49	12.25	0
Trailer Park	4	196	49.0	3	48	16.0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Las Vegas	0	4	45
Trailer Park	0	2	10

Play-by-Play:

 

[subsequent]

60 passing yards lol kill me.