Week 3, 4:00PM

[SFA]

Bay Area Golden Ospreys (1-1) at San Diego Fuck Dean Spanoses (1-1)
Barron Hilton Stadium -- San Diego CA​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
San Diego	0	7	6	7	20
Bay Area	7	7	7	0	21

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
San Diego	15	26	57.69%	135	1	0	4
Bay Area	11	34	32.35%	212	2	1	2

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
San Diego	18	61	3.39	1	0	0
Bay Area	22	108	4.91	1	1	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
San Diego	2	2	100.0%	2	2	100.0%	0
Bay Area	3	3	100.0%	0	0	0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
San Diego	8	433	54.12	7	107	15.29	0
Bay Area	7	347	49.57	8	92	11.5	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
San Diego	0	6	60
Bay Area	0	2	20

Play-by-Play:

Denver Doobies (1-1) at Las Vegas Sexy Strippers (1-1)
Sapphire Strip Club -- Las Vegas NV​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Las Vegas	9	7	7	7	30
Denver	10	0	3	3	16

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Las Vegas	5	16	31.25%	86	0	0	0
Denver	18	31	58.06%	213	1	0	1

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Las Vegas	46	388	8.43	4	1	0
Denver	9	43	4.78	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Las Vegas	3	4	75.0%	1	2	50.0%	0
Denver	1	1	100.0%	3	3	100.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Las Vegas	4	188	47.0	5	118	23.6	0
Denver	5	275	55.0	4	54	13.5	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Las Vegas	0	9	80
Denver	0	3	20

Play-by-Play:

Hollygrove Hoes (0-2) at New Mexico Abuelas (1-1)
La Casa de la Abuela -- Las Vegas NM​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
New Mexico	7	7	10	0	24
Hollygrove	3	7	0	7	17

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
New Mexico	25	48	52.08%	294	3	1	1
Hollygrove	28	46	60.87%	403	2	2	3

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
New Mexico	6	32	5.33	0	0	0
Hollygrove	8	38	4.75	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
New Mexico	3	3	100.0%	1	1	100.0%	0
Hollygrove	2	2	100.0%	1	1	100.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
New Mexico	5	281	56.2	4	46	11.5	0
Hollygrove	4	227	56.75	5	109	21.8	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
New Mexico	0	4	40
Hollygrove	0	13	130

Play-by-Play:

Kelowna Keions (1-1) at Seattle Steelheads (2-0)
The Tank -- Seattle WA​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Seattle	7	7	0	6	20
Kelowna	0	0	10	9	19

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Seattle	16	21	76.19%	213	2	0	1
Kelowna	5	13	38.46%	90	0	0	0

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Seattle	31	123	3.97	1	0	0
Kelowna	43	319	7.42	2	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Seattle	2	3	66.67%	0	0	0%	0
Kelowna	1	2	50.0%	2	4	50.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Seattle	6	311	51.83	3	39	13.0	0
Kelowna	3	165	55.0	6	84	14.0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Seattle	0	3	25
Kelowna	0	3	25

Play-by-Play:

Portland Evergreens (0-2) at Anchorage Snow Pandas (0-2)
The Ice Castle presented by Yeti -- Anchorage AK​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Anchorage	3	14	0	3	20
Portland	3	3	10	3	19

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Anchorage	16	26	61.54%	218	1	1	2
Portland	6	18	33.33%	44	0	0	1

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Anchorage	31	231	7.45	1	0	0
Portland	31	212	6.84	1	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Anchorage	2	2	100.0%	2	4	50.0%	0
Portland	1	1	100.0%	4	5	80.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Anchorage	1	45	45.0	4	46	11.5	0
Portland	4	210	52.5	1	12	12.0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Anchorage	0	2	15
Portland	0	3	35

Play-by-Play:

Phoenix Mall Cops (1-1) at Trailer Park Boys (1-1)
Julian's Trailer -- Dartmouth NS​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Trailer Park	3	7	7	0	17
Phoenix	0	3	3	10	16

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Trailer Park	9	16	56.25%	92	1	1	2
Phoenix	27	50	54.0%	331	1	0	3

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Trailer Park	27	247	9.15	1	1	1
Phoenix	14	63	4.5	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Trailer Park	2	2	100.0%	1	2	50.0%	0
Phoenix	1	1	100.0%	3	5	60.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Trailer Park	3	169	56.33	4	79	19.75	0
Phoenix	4	175	43.75	3	59	19.67	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Trailer Park	0	4	20
Phoenix	0	3	45

Play-by-Play: