Week 2, 4:00PM

[SFA]

Bay Area vs Las Vegas

Spoiler: Game report

Bay Area Golden Ospreys (1-0) at Las Vegas Sexy Strippers (1-0)
Sapphire Strip Club -- Las Vegas NV​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Las Vegas	0	3	0	0	3
Bay Area	0	17	10	3	30

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Las Vegas	2	8	25.0%	-7	0	0	3
Bay Area	13	29	44.83%	152	2	0	5

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Las Vegas	27	177	6.56	0	1	1
Bay Area	38	345	9.08	1	1	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Las Vegas	0	0	0%	1	3	33.33%	0
Bay Area	3	3	100.0%	3	4	75.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Las Vegas	6	337	56.17	3	42	14.0	0
Bay Area	3	131	43.67	6	90	15.0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Las Vegas	0	5	55
Bay Area	0	2	10

Play-by-Play:

Labrador vs Kelowna

Spoiler: Game report

Labrador Retrievers (0-1) at Kelowna Keions (0-1)
The Live House! -- Kelowna BC​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Kelowna	7	0	7	14	28
Labrador	0	7	7	3	17

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Kelowna	8	16	50.0%	74	1	1	1
Labrador	20	41	48.78%	325	2	1	4

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Kelowna	34	267	7.85	3	4	0
Labrador	13	46	3.54	0	1	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Kelowna	4	4	100.0%	0	0	0%	0
Labrador	2	2	100.0%	1	2	50.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Kelowna	5	265	53.0	4	52	13.0	0
Labrador	4	202	50.5	5	83	16.6	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Kelowna	0	5	55
Labrador	0	6	65

Play-by-Play:

Miami vs Dallas

Spoiler: Game report

Miami Coke Snorters (1-0) at Dallas Dingoes (1-0)
The Outback Steakhouse Outback -- Dallas-Forth Worth TX​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Dallas	21	7	14	6	48
Miami	7	14	7	7	35

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Dallas	41	50	82.0%	562	6	0	3
Miami	28	33	84.85%	364	5	0	3

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Dallas	10	35	3.5	0	0	0
Miami	9	49	5.44	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Dallas	6	6	100.0%	2	2	100.0%	0
Miami	5	5	100.0%	0	1	0.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Dallas	0	0	0	2	15	7.5	0
Miami	2	100	50.0	0	0	0	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Dallas	0	1	5
Miami	0	5	45

Play-by-Play:

New Mexico vs San Diego

Spoiler: Game report

New Mexico Abuelas (0-1) at San Diego Fuck Dean Spanoses (0-1)
Barron Hilton Stadium -- San Diego CA​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
San Diego	10	7	13	7	37
New Mexico	0	0	0	7	7

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
San Diego	35	50	70.0%	415	4	0	3
New Mexico	6	20	30.0%	80	1	0	1

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
San Diego	19	89	4.68	1	0	0
New Mexico	17	44	2.59	0	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
San Diego	4	5	80.0%	1	1	100.0%	0
New Mexico	1	1	100.0%	0	0	0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
San Diego	4	222	55.5	9	134	14.89	0
New Mexico	9	457	50.78	4	69	17.25	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
San Diego	0	2	20
New Mexico	0	3	35

Play-by-Play:

Portland vs Phoenix

Spoiler: Game report

Portland Evergreens (1-0) at Phoenix Mall Cops (0-1)
Paul Blart Stadium -- Phoenix AZ​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Phoenix	0	6	7	9	22
Portland	7	10	3	0	20

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Phoenix	11	25	44.0%	178	2	1	1
Portland	14	20	70.0%	140	2	0	1

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Phoenix	30	171	5.7	1	0	0
Portland	29	168	5.79	0	1	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Phoenix	1	3	33.33%	1	2	50.0%	0
Portland	2	2	100.0%	2	2	100.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Phoenix	4	173	43.25	5	88	17.6	0
Portland	5	244	48.8	4	70	17.5	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Phoenix	0	3	30
Portland	0	9	85

Play-by-Play:

Salt Lake City vs Denver

Spoiler: Game report

Salt Lake City Seagulls (1-0) at Denver Doobies (0-1)
Bob Marley Memorial Stadium -- Denver CO​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Denver	0	7	7	7	21
Salt Lake City	14	0	14	0	28

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Denver	21	34	61.76%	244	3	0	4
Salt Lake City	4	14	28.57%	42	0	0	0

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Denver	14	79	5.64	0	0	0
Salt Lake City	41	296	7.22	4	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Denver	3	3	100.0%	0	0	0%	0
Salt Lake City	4	4	100.0%	0	0	0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Denver	7	374	53.43	6	81	13.5	0
Salt Lake City	6	337	56.17	7	117	16.71	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Denver	0	5	30
Salt Lake City	0	7	60

Play-by-Play:

Seattle vs Anchorage

Spoiler: Game report

Seattle Steelheads (1-0) at Anchorage Snow Pandas (0-1)
The Ice Castle presented by Yeti -- Anchorage AK​

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Final
Anchorage	7	3	3	6	19
Seattle	0	0	13	14	27

Match Stats

Passing​

Team​	CMP	ATT	CMP %	YDS	TD	INT	SK
Anchorage	13	23	56.52%	214	0	0	6
Seattle	11	17	64.71%	83	0	0	1

Rushing​

Team	ATT	YDS	YDS/ATT	TD	FUM	LOST
Anchorage	27	149	5.52	1	0	0
Seattle	34	248	7.29	4	0	0

Kicking​

Team	XPM	XPA	XP %	FGM	FGA	FG %	KR TD
Anchorage	1	1	100.0%	4	5	80.0%	0
Seattle	3	4	75.0%	0	1	0.0%	0

Punting​

Team	PUNTS	PUNT YDS	PUNT AVG	RTN	RTN YDS	RTN AVG	PR TD
Anchorage	2	110	55.0	3	48	16.0	0
Seattle	3	149	49.67	2	17	8.5	0

Other​

Team	SAF	PEN	PEN YDS
Anchorage	0	5	25
Seattle	0	4	35

Play-by-Play:

 

[MasonAsher]

Aw, what the heck. I should not have lost to Phoenix. Maybe not having 9 penalties for 85 yards would help lol