GM: Joe Mama
Coach: Marc Trestman
When rumors of a new professional league started, the city of Chicago knew they had to get in on the action. After all, Chicago needs to have a mediocre sports team at every professional level. So the city misused public funding and were able to secure a franchise for the Dice Football League (placeholder name), and VerifiedThing was the only volunteer to be the "owner". Although, technically, the owner of the team is the city, VerifiedThing has volunteered to make the final decisions on personnel choices and ticket prices, and anything else an owner has control over. However, the city will be quick to give him the boot should the team be less than mediocre. VerifiedThing brought on Joe to be GM. Who's Joe, you ask? I don't know. Anyway, VerifiedThing was also impressed at how Marc Trestman kept the Bears so mediocre during his tenure so he brought him on as HC. Together, they just might finish at league average for the season, and for every season thereafter.