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2044 Trades
Drew Gooden was traded to the Philadelphia 76ers
Sales Person was traded to the New Orleans Pelicans

2044 Standings
Eastern Conference
1. Atlanta Hawks 82-0
2. New York Knicks 77-5
3. Charlotte Hornets 62-20
4. Washington Wizards 51-31
5. Boston Celtics 49-33
6. Detroit Pistons 41-41
7. Philadelphia 76ers 39-43
8. Orlando Magic 37-45

10. Brooklyn Nets 33-49
11. Toronto Raptors 32-50
12. Miami Heat 32-50

Western Conference
1. Los Angeles Clippers 61-21
2. Dallas Mavericks 59-23
3. Houston Rockets 53-29
4. Phoenix Suns, 52-30
5. Los Angeles Lakers 49-33
6. Golden State Warriors 47-35
7. Oklahoma City Thunder 36-46
8. Utah Jazz 36-46

9. Memphis Grizzlies 35-47
10. San Antonio Spurs 35-47
15. New Orleans Pelicans 22-60

2044 Playoffs
First Round
(1) Clippers defeat (8) Jazz 4-0
(4) Suns defeat (5) Lakers 4-2
(3) Rockets defeat (6) Warriors 4-0
(2) Mavericks defeat (7) Thunder 4-0

(1) Hawks defeat (8) Magic 4-0
(5) Celtics defeat (4) Wizards 4-3
(3) Hornets defeat (6) Pistons 4-0
(2) Knicks defeat (7) 76ers

Conference Semifinals
(4) Suns defeat (1) Clippers 4-2
(2) Mavericks defeat (3) Rockets 4-0

(1) Hawks defeat (5) Celtics 4-0
(2) Knicks defeat (3) Hornets 4-0

Conference Finals
(2) Mavericks defeat (4) Suns 4-1

(2) Knicks defeat (1) Hawks 4-3

Finals
(2) Knicks defeat (2) Mavericks 4-0

Finals MVP
Bird Person, NYC 42.5 pts, 3.3 rbs, 11.8 ast

MVP
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
47.9 pts, 14.1 rbs, 9.6 ast

DPOTY
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
14.1 rbs, 3.4 blk, 4.5 stl

SMOTY
Georgi Ivanov, HOU
9.4 pts, 7.4 rbs, 6.4 ast

First Team All-League
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Grigori Kaleshnikov, CHA
Hugh Jass, LAL
Bird Person, NYC

Second Team All-League
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA
Spanks Spanks, DAL
David Ross, ATL

Third Team All-League
Drew Gooden, PHI

First Team All-Defensive
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA
Hugh Jass, LAL
Bird Person, NYC

Second Team All-Defensive
Grigori Kaleshnikov, CHA

Notes
-Not a typo. The Hawks actually went 82-0 and didn't lose a single game until the conference finals against the Knicks, who beat them in 7 games and went on to win their 7th consecutive championship.
 
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Georgi Ivanov

4x MVP (2021, 2022, 2024, 2025)
2x Won Championship (2021, 2036)
2x Finals MVP (2021, 2036)
2x DPOTY (2021, 2025)
2x SMOTY (2043, 2044)
ROTY (2021)
13x First Team All-League (2021-2032, 2034)
4x Second Team All-League (2035-2038)
2x Third Team All-League (2033, 2039)
12x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2032)
5x Second Team All-Defensive (2033-2037)
Third Team All-Defensive (2038)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
4x All-Star MVP (2021, 2026, 2028, 2032)
21x All-Star (2021-2032, 2034-2042)
3x League Rebounding Leader (2022-2024)
League Assists Leader (2021)

Richard Cranium
SMOTY (2042)
3x First Team All-League (2021, 2023, 2026)
10x Second Team All-League (2022, 2024, 2025, 2027, 2028, 2030-2034)
3x Third Team All-League (2029, 2035, 2036)
4x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2024)
7x Second Team All-Defensive (2025-2028, 2030-2032)
4x Third Team All-Defensive (2029, 2033-2035)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
17x All-Star (2021-2036, 2038)

Uncle Jrue
Won Championship (2029)
Finals MVP (2029)
11x First Team All-League (2021-2025, 2027, 2028, 2029, 2031-2033)
5x Second Team All-League (2026, 2030, 2034, 2036, 2039)
5x Third Team All-League (2035, 2037, 2038, 2040, 2041)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2024, 2025)
3x Third Team All-Defensive (2022, 2028, 2029)
2x All-Star MVP (2025, 2029)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
23x All-Star (2021-2043)
7x League Scoring Leader (2023, 2026-2030, 2034)
2x League Assists Leader (2024, 2025)

CallMe Daddy
MVP (2023)
2x Won Championship (2024, 2028)
2x Finals MVP (2024, 2028)
ROTY (2022)
5x First Team All-League (2022-2024, 2026, 2030)
11x Second Team All-League (2025, 2027-2029, 2031-2035, 2042, 2043)
5x Third Team All-League (2036-2039, 2041)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2022-2024, 2026)
3x Third Team All-Defensive (2027, 2028, 2030)
All-Rookie Team (2022)
2x All-Star MVP (2022, 2024)
23x All-Star (2022-2044)
2x League Scoring Leader (2022, 2025)
4x League Assists Leader (2028, 2030-2032)

David Ross
4x MVP (2026, 2027, 2029, 2031)
4x Won Championship (2025-2027, 2032)
4x Finals MVP (2025-2027, 2032)
DPOTY (2032)
ROTY (2025)
13x First Team All-League (2025-2034, 2036-2038)
6x Second Team All-League (2035, 2039-2042, 2044)
15x First Team All-Defensive (2025-2039)
3x Second Team All-Defensive (2040-2042)
All-Rookie Team (2025)
4x All-Star MVP (2027, 2031, 2033, 2034)
19x All-Star (2025-2042, 2044)

Spanks Spanks
5x MVP (2028, 2030, 2032-2034)
Won Championship (2034)
Finals MVP (2034)
11x First Team All-League (2026-2036)
7x Second Team All-League (2025, 2037-2041, 2044)
2x Third Team All-League (2042, 2043)
4x First Team All-Defensive (2030-2033)
12x Second Team All-Defensive (2025-2029, 2034-2040)
All-Rookie Team (2025)
2x All-Star MVP (2030, 2037)
20x All-Star (2025-2044)
2x League Scoring Leader (2031, 2032)
9x League Rebounding Leader (2025-2029, 2031, 2032, 2034, 2035)
League Blocks Leader (2037)

Grigori Kaleshnikov
Won Championship (2035)
Finals MVP (2035)
10x First Team All-League (2033, 2035-2042, 2044)
Second Team All-League (2043)
Third Team All-League (2034)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2038-2040 )
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2037, 2041, 2042, 2044)
2x Third Team All-Defensive (2035, 2043)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
All-Star MVP (2041)
12x All-Star (2033-2044)
7x League Scoring Leader (2037-2043)

Ilya Kaleshnikov
4x DPOTY (2035, 2036, 2038, 2039)
9x First Team All-League (2035-2043)
3x Second Team All-League (2033, 2034, 2044)
12x First Team All-Defensive (2033-2044)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
12x All-Star (2033-2044)
5x League Rebounding Leader (2033, 2037-2039, 2044)
League Assists Leader (2033)
4x League Steals Leader (2033, 2035, 2038, 2040)
3x League Blocks Leader (2038, 2039, 2042)

Hugh Jass
7x MVP (2035, 2036, 2038-2042)
2x DPOTY (2040, 2041)
11x First Team All-League (2034-2044)
Third Team All-League (2033)
10x First Team All-Defensive (2035-2044)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2033, 2034)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
All-Star MVP (2039)
12x All-Star (2033-2044)
3x League Rebounding Leader (2036, 2040, 2042)
2x League Blocks Leader (2040, 2041)

Drew Gooden
ROY (2033)
5x Second Team All-League (2033, 2035, 2036, 2038, 2043)
4x Third Team All-League (2034, 2040, 2042, 2044)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
12x All-Star (2033-2044)

Express VPN
Won Championship (2035)
Second Team All-League (2039)
7x Third Team All-League (2033, 2035-2038, 2041, 2043)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2041, 2042)
8x Second Team All-Defensive (2033-2036, 2038-2040, 2043)
Third Team All-Defensive (2037)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
11x All-Star (2033-2043)
2x League Rebounding Leader (2041, 2043)

Henn God
Won Championship (2036)
6x All-Star (2036-2040, 2042)

Yakov Ivanov
MVP (2037)
Won Championship (2037)
Finals MVP (2037)
2x DPOTY (2037, 2042)
ROY (2034)
10x First Team All-League (2034, 2035, 2037-2044)
Second Team All-League (2036)
10x First Team All-Defensive (2034, 2036-2044)
Second Team All-Defensive (2035)
All-Rookie Team (2034)
3x All-Star MVP (2036, 2040, 2042)
11x All-Star (2034-2044)
League Scoring Leader (2036)
3x League Steals Leader (2037, 2042, 2044)

Short Person
6x Second Team All-League (2037-2042)
2x Third Team All-League (2036, 2043)
All-Rookie Team (2034)
11x All-Star (2034-2044)
10x League Assists Leader (2034-2043)

Sales Person
ROY (2035)
All-Rookie Team (2035)
2x All-Star (2041, 2044)

Bird Person
7x Won Championship (2038-2044)
7x Finals MVP (2038-2044)
ROY (2036)
6x First Team All-League (2039-2044)
2x Second Team All-League (2037, 2038)
5x First Team All-Defensive (2040-2044)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2036-2039)
All-Rookie Team (2036)
All-Star MVP (2038)
9x All-Star (2036-2044)
3x League Steals Leader (2036, 2039, 2041)

Elbano Esenelfuego
2x MVP (2043, 2044)
2x DPOTY (2043, 2044)
ROTY (2043)
2x First Team All-League (2043, 2044)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2043, 2044)
All-Rookie Team (2043)
2x All-Star MVP (2043, 2044)
2x All-Star (2043, 2044)
League Scoring Leader (2044)
League Steals Leader (2043)
2x League Blocks Leader (2043, 2044)
 
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2044 Free Agency
Express VPN signed with the Chicago Bulls

2045 Ratings
1. Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL 95/97
2. Yakov Ivanov, LAC 93/93
3. Bird Person, NYC 89/89
4. Grigori Kaleshnikov, CHA 85/85
5. Hugh Jass, LAL 81/81
6. Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA 80/80
7. David Ross, ATL 71/71
8. Short Person, BKN 65/65
9. Spanks Spanks, DAL 64/64
T9. Drew Gooden, PHI 64/64
11. Express VPN, CHI 60/60
T11. Sales Person, NOL 60/60
13. Uncle Jrue, TOR 55/55
T13. CallMe Daddy, DET 55/55
T13. Henn God, GS 55/55
16. Georgi Ivanov, HOU 52/52
17. Richard Cranium, MEM 44/44

Notes
-Knicks. Again.
 
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2045 Trades
Express VPN traded to San Antonio Spurs
Richard Cranium traded to Portland Trailblazers

2045 Standings
Eastern Conference
1. Atlanta Hawks 74-8
2. New York Knicks 71-11
3. Boston Celtics 54-28
4. Charlotte Hornets 48-34
5. Miami Heat 44-38
6. Washington Wizards 41-41
7. Cleveland Cavaliers 41-41
8. Brooklyn Nets 38-44

9. Toronto Raptors 37-45
11. Philadelphia 76ers 35-47
12. Detroit Pistons 31-51

Western Conference
1. Houston Rockets 61-21
2. Los Angeles Lakers 55-27
3. Los Angeles Clippers 55-27
4. Golden State Warriors 50-32
5. Dallas Mavericks 48-34
6. Memphis Grizzlies 40-42
7. Denver Nuggets 39-43
8. Phoenix Suns 39-43

10. San Antonio Spurs 35-47
13. New Orleans Pelicans 30-52
14. Portland Trailblazers 29-53

2045 Playoffs
First Round
(1) Rockets defeat (8) Suns 4-0
(5) Mavericks defeat (4) Warriors 4-3 (blew a 3-1 lead)
(3) Clippers defeat (6) Grizzlies 4-0
(2) Lakers defeat (7) Nuggets 4-0

(1) Hawks defeat (8) Nets 4-1
(4) Hornets defeat (5) Heat 4-0
(3) Celtics defeat (6) Wizards 4-0
(2) Knicks defeat (7) Cavaliers 4-0

Conference Semifinals
(1) Rockets defeat (5) Mavericks 4-1
(2) Lakers defeat (3) Clippers 4-1

(1) Hawks defeat (4) Hornets 4-1
(2) Knicks defeat (3) Celtics 4-0

Conference Finals
(1) Rockets defeat (2) Lakers 4-0

(1) Hawks defeat (2) Knicks 4-2

Finals
(1) Hawks defeat (1) Rockets 4-2

Finals MVP
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
47.2 pts, 18.3 rbs, 12.3 ast

MVP
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
49.1 pts, 15.4 pts, 9.5 ast

DPOTY
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
15.4 rbs, 3.7 blk, 4.7 stl

First Team All-League
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Hugh Jass, LAL
Bird Person, NYC
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA

Second Team All-League
Grigori Kaleshnikov, CHA
David Ross, ATL
Spanks Spanks, DAL

Third Team All-League
Drew Gooden, PHI
Short Person, BKN

First Team All-Defensive
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Hugh Jass, LAL
Bird Person, NYC

Second Team All-Defensive
Express VPN, SA

Notes
-Finally! The Knicks record of 7 consecutive championships has been snapped by Elbano Esenelfuego, David Ross, and the Atlanta Hawks.
-Georgi Ivanov is solely a bench player at this point, but was sooo close to capturing another title this year with the Houston Rockets. He's 43 now, but will be running it back with the Rockets next season.
-Express VPN absolutely hated the Spurs, which is why he left them for the Bulls in the off-season. The Bulls traded him back to the Spurs just 17 games into the season, and now he's stuck on contract with the Spurs through 2049 lol.
 
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Georgi Ivanov

4x MVP (2021, 2022, 2024, 2025)
2x Won Championship (2021, 2036)
2x Finals MVP (2021, 2036)
2x DPOTY (2021, 2025)
2x SMOTY (2043, 2044)
ROTY (2021)
13x First Team All-League (2021-2032, 2034)
4x Second Team All-League (2035-2038)
2x Third Team All-League (2033, 2039)
12x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2032)
5x Second Team All-Defensive (2033-2037)
Third Team All-Defensive (2038)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
4x All-Star MVP (2021, 2026, 2028, 2032)
21x All-Star (2021-2032, 2034-2042)
3x League Rebounding Leader (2022-2024)
League Assists Leader (2021)

Richard Cranium
SMOTY (2042)
3x First Team All-League (2021, 2023, 2026)
10x Second Team All-League (2022, 2024, 2025, 2027, 2028, 2030-2034)
3x Third Team All-League (2029, 2035, 2036)
4x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2024)
7x Second Team All-Defensive (2025-2028, 2030-2032)
4x Third Team All-Defensive (2029, 2033-2035)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
17x All-Star (2021-2036, 2038)

Uncle Jrue
Won Championship (2029)
Finals MVP (2029)
11x First Team All-League (2021-2025, 2027, 2028, 2029, 2031-2033)
5x Second Team All-League (2026, 2030, 2034, 2036, 2039)
5x Third Team All-League (2035, 2037, 2038, 2040, 2041)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2024, 2025)
3x Third Team All-Defensive (2022, 2028, 2029)
2x All-Star MVP (2025, 2029)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
23x All-Star (2021-2043)
7x League Scoring Leader (2023, 2026-2030, 2034)
2x League Assists Leader (2024, 2025)

CallMe Daddy
MVP (2023)
2x Won Championship (2024, 2028)
2x Finals MVP (2024, 2028)
ROTY (2022)
5x First Team All-League (2022-2024, 2026, 2030)
11x Second Team All-League (2025, 2027-2029, 2031-2035, 2042, 2043)
5x Third Team All-League (2036-2039, 2041)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2022-2024, 2026)
3x Third Team All-Defensive (2027, 2028, 2030)
All-Rookie Team (2022)
2x All-Star MVP (2022, 2024)
24x All-Star (2022-2045)
2x League Scoring Leader (2022, 2025)
4x League Assists Leader (2028, 2030-2032)

David Ross
4x MVP (2026, 2027, 2029, 2031)
5x Won Championship (2025-2027, 2032, 2045)
4x Finals MVP (2025-2027, 2032)
DPOTY (2032)
ROTY (2025)
13x First Team All-League (2025-2034, 2036-2038)
7x Second Team All-League (2035, 2039-2042, 2044, 2045)
15x First Team All-Defensive (2025-2039)
3x Second Team All-Defensive (2040-2042)
All-Rookie Team (2025)
4x All-Star MVP (2027, 2031, 2033, 2034)
20x All-Star (2025-2042, 2044, 2045)

Spanks Spanks
5x MVP (2028, 2030, 2032-2034)
Won Championship (2034)
Finals MVP (2034)
11x First Team All-League (2026-2036)
8x Second Team All-League (2025, 2037-2041, 2044, 2045)
2x Third Team All-League (2042, 2043)
4x First Team All-Defensive (2030-2033)
12x Second Team All-Defensive (2025-2029, 2034-2040)
All-Rookie Team (2025)
2x All-Star MVP (2030, 2037)
21x All-Star (2025-2045)
2x League Scoring Leader (2031, 2032)
9x League Rebounding Leader (2025-2029, 2031, 2032, 2034, 2035)
League Blocks Leader (2037)

Grigori Kaleshnikov
Won Championship (2035)
Finals MVP (2035)
10x First Team All-League (2033, 2035-2042, 2044)
2x Second Team All-League (2043, 2045)
Third Team All-League (2034)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2038-2040)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2037, 2041, 2042, 2044)
2x Third Team All-Defensive (2035, 2043)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
All-Star MVP (2041)
13x All-Star (2033-2045)
7x League Scoring Leader (2037-2043)

Ilya Kaleshnikov
4x DPOTY (2035, 2036, 2038, 2039)
10x First Team All-League (2035-2043, 2045)
3x Second Team All-League (2033, 2034, 2044)
13x First Team All-Defensive (2033-2045)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
13x All-Star (2033-2045)
6x League Rebounding Leader (2033, 2037-2039, 2044, 2045)
League Assists Leader (2033)
4x League Steals Leader (2033, 2035, 2038, 2040)
3x League Blocks Leader (2038, 2039, 2042)

Hugh Jass
7x MVP (2035, 2036, 2038-2042)
2x DPOTY (2040, 2041)
12x First Team All-League (2034-2045)
Third Team All-League (2033)
11x First Team All-Defensive (2035-2045)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2033, 2034)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
All-Star MVP (2039)
13x All-Star (2033-2045)
3x League Rebounding Leader (2036, 2040, 2042)
2x League Blocks Leader (2040, 2041)

Drew Gooden
ROY (2033)
5x Second Team All-League (2033, 2035, 2036, 2038, 2043)
5x Third Team All-League (2034, 2040, 2042, 2044, 2045)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
13x All-Star (2033-2045)

Express VPN
Won Championship (2035)
Second Team All-League (2039)
7x Third Team All-League (2033, 2035-2038, 2041, 2043)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2041, 2042)
9x Second Team All-Defensive (2033-2036, 2038-2040, 2043, 2045)
Third Team All-Defensive (2037)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
12x All-Star (2033-2043, 2045)
2x League Rebounding Leader (2041, 2043)

Henn God
Won Championship (2036)
6x All-Star (2036-2040, 2042)

Yakov Ivanov
MVP (2037)
Won Championship (2037)
Finals MVP (2037)
2x DPOTY (2037, 2042)
ROY (2034)
11x First Team All-League (2034, 2035, 2037-2045)
Second Team All-League (2036)
11x First Team All-Defensive (2034, 2036-2045)
Second Team All-Defensive (2035)
All-Rookie Team (2034)
4x All-Star MVP (2036, 2040, 2042, 2045)
12x All-Star (2034-2045)
League Scoring Leader (2036)
3x League Steals Leader (2037, 2042, 2044)

Short Person
6x Second Team All-League (2037-2042)
3x Third Team All-League (2036, 2043, 2045)
All-Rookie Team (2034)
12x All-Star (2034-2045)
10x League Assists Leader (2034-2043)

Sales Person
ROY (2035)
All-Rookie Team (2035)
2x All-Star (2041, 2044)

Bird Person
7x Won Championship (2038-2044)
7x Finals MVP (2038-2044)
ROY (2036)
7x First Team All-League (2039-2045)
2x Second Team All-League (2037, 2038)
6x First Team All-Defensive (2040-2045)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2036-2039)
All-Rookie Team (2036)
All-Star MVP (2038)
10x All-Star (2036-2045)
3x League Steals Leader (2036, 2039, 2041)

Elbano Esenelfuego
3x MVP (2043-2045)
3x DPOTY (2043-2045)
ROTY (2043)
3x First Team All-League (2043-2045)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2043-2045)
All-Rookie Team (2043)
2x All-Star MVP (2043, 2044)
3x All-Star (2043-2045)
2x League Scoring Leader (2044, 2045)
2x League Steals Leader (2043, 2045)
3x League Blocks Leader (2043-2045)
 
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2045 Free Agency
Grigori Kaleshnikov signed with the Cleveland Cavaliers

2046 Ratings
1. Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL 96/98
2. Yakov Ivanov, LAC 91/91
3. Bird Person, NYC 86/86
4. Grigori Kaleshnikov, CLE 82/82
5. Hugh Jass, LAL 78/78
6. Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA 76/76
7. David Ross, ATL 66/66
8. Short Person, BKN 64/64
9. Sales Person, NOL 62/62
10. Spanks Spanks, DAL 61/61
11. Drew Gooden, PHI 60/60
12. Express VPN, SA 59/59
13. CallMe Daddy, DET 52/52
14. Henn God, GS 51/51
15. Uncle Jrue, TOR 50/50
T15. Georgi Ivanov, HOU 50/50
17. Richard Cranium, POR 39/39

Notes
-Knicks are still the favorites, but Hawks aren't far behind. Also watch for the Cavaliers to be in the mix this year. In the West, the Rockets and Clippers should be the top teams.
 
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2046 Standings
Eastern Conference
1. Atlanta Hawks 77-5
2. New York Knicks 67-15
3. Cleveland Cavaliers 60-22
4. Boston Celtics 54-28
5. Brooklyn Nets 47-35
6. Philadelphia 76ers 42-40
7. Toronto Raptors 38-44
8. Indiana Pacers 36-46

10. Miami Heat 32-50
12. Detroit Pistons 26-56

Western Conference
1. Houston Rockets 60-22
2. Denver Nuggets 59-23
3. Golden State Warriors 58-24
4. Los Angeles Clippers 52-30
5. Minnesota Timberwolves 47-35
6. Dallas Mavericks 43-39
7. Los Angeles Lakers 42-40
8. Memphis Grizzlies 37-45

12. New Orleans Pelicans 33-49
14. Portland Trailblazers 28-54
15. San Antonio Spurs 23-59

2046 Playoffs
First Round
(1) Rockets defeat (8) Grizzlies 4-1
(4) Clippers defeat (5) Timberwolves 4-0
(6) Mavericks defeat (3) Warriors 4-0
(2) Nuggets defeat (7) Lakers 4-0

(1) Hawks defeat (8) Pacers 4-0
(4) Celtics defeat (5) Nets 4-0
(3) Cavaliers defeat (6) 76ers 4-1
(2) Knicks defeat (7) Raptors 4-1

Conference Semifinals
(1) Rockets defeat (4) Clippers 4-1
(2) Nuggets defeat (6) Mavericks 4-1

(1) Hawks defeat (4) Celtics 4-1
(2) Knicks defeat (3) Cavaliers 4-1

Conference Finals
(1) Rockets defeat (2) Nuggets 4-0

(2) Knicks defeat (1) Hawks 4-2

Finals
(1) Rockets defeat (2) Knicks 4-1

MVP
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
52.6 pts, 16.1 rbs, 8.5 ast

DPOTY
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
16.1 rbs, 3.6 blk, 4.2 stl

SMOTY
Uncle Jrue, TOR
17.0 pts, 3.5 rbs, 6.3 ast

First Team All-League
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Bird Person, NYC
Hugh Jass, LAL
Grigori Kaleshnikov, CLE

Second Team All-League
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA
Drew Gooden, PHI

Third Team All-League
Spanks Spanks, DAL
Short Person, BKN

First Team All-Defensive
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Hugh Jass, LAL
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA
Bird Person, NYC

Second Team All-Defensive
Express VPN, SA

Third Team All-Defensive
Grigori Kaleshnikov, CLE

Richard Cranium retired and was inducted into the Hall of Fame

Notes
-Georgi! How can you not root for this guy? At age 44, and exactly 10 years after his last championship, Georgi Ivanov is once again a world champion. This is the 3rd of his career, each with a different team. The Rockets team he's a part of is fantastic, and although he's no longer a starter, he's still a strong contributor off the bench, playing 19.1 minutes per game. And the best part is... he's coming back next season!
 
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Georgi Ivanov

4x MVP (2021, 2022, 2024, 2025)
3x Won Championship (2021, 2036, 2046)
2x Finals MVP (2021, 2036)
2x DPOTY (2021, 2025)
2x SMOTY (2043, 2044)
ROTY (2021)
13x First Team All-League (2021-2032, 2034)
4x Second Team All-League (2035-2038)
2x Third Team All-League (2033, 2039)
12x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2032)
5x Second Team All-Defensive (2033-2037)
Third Team All-Defensive (2038)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
4x All-Star MVP (2021, 2026, 2028, 2032)
21x All-Star (2021-2032, 2034-2042)
3x League Rebounding Leader (2022-2024)
League Assists Leader (2021)

Richard Cranium
Inducted into the Hall of Fame (2046)
SMOTY (2042)
3x First Team All-League (2021, 2023, 2026)
10x Second Team All-League (2022, 2024, 2025, 2027, 2028, 2030-2034)
3x Third Team All-League (2029, 2035, 2036)
4x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2024)
7x Second Team All-Defensive (2025-2028, 2030-2032)
4x Third Team All-Defensive (2029, 2033-2035)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
17x All-Star (2021-2036, 2038)
Number Retired, Chicago Bulls #69 (2046)

Uncle Jrue
Won Championship (2029)
Finals MVP (2029)
SMOTY (2046)
11x First Team All-League (2021-2025, 2027, 2028, 2029, 2031-2033)
5x Second Team All-League (2026, 2030, 2034, 2036, 2039)
5x Third Team All-League (2035, 2037, 2038, 2040, 2041)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2024, 2025)
3x Third Team All-Defensive (2022, 2028, 2029)
2x All-Star MVP (2025, 2029)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
24x All-Star (2021-2043, 2046)
7x League Scoring Leader (2023, 2026-2030, 2034)
2x League Assists Leader (2024, 2025)

CallMe Daddy
MVP (2023)
2x Won Championship (2024, 2028)
2x Finals MVP (2024, 2028)
ROTY (2022)
5x First Team All-League (2022-2024, 2026, 2030)
11x Second Team All-League (2025, 2027-2029, 2031-2035, 2042, 2043)
5x Third Team All-League (2036-2039, 2041)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2022-2024, 2026)
3x Third Team All-Defensive (2027, 2028, 2030)
All-Rookie Team (2022)
2x All-Star MVP (2022, 2024)
24x All-Star (2022-2045)
2x League Scoring Leader (2022, 2025)
4x League Assists Leader (2028, 2030-2032)

David Ross
4x MVP (2026, 2027, 2029, 2031)
5x Won Championship (2025-2027, 2032, 2045)
4x Finals MVP (2025-2027, 2032)
DPOTY (2032)
ROTY (2025)
13x First Team All-League (2025-2034, 2036-2038)
7x Second Team All-League (2035, 2039-2042, 2044, 2045)
15x First Team All-Defensive (2025-2039)
3x Second Team All-Defensive (2040-2042)
All-Rookie Team (2025)
4x All-Star MVP (2027, 2031, 2033, 2034)
21x All-Star (2025-2042, 2044-2046)

Spanks Spanks
5x MVP (2028, 2030, 2032-2034)
Won Championship (2034)
Finals MVP (2034)
11x First Team All-League (2026-2036)
8x Second Team All-League (2025, 2037-2041, 2044, 2045)
3x Third Team All-League (2042, 2043, 2046)
4x First Team All-Defensive (2030-2033)
12x Second Team All-Defensive (2025-2029, 2034-2040)
All-Rookie Team (2025)
2x All-Star MVP (2030, 2037)
22x All-Star (2025-2046)
2x League Scoring Leader (2031, 2032)
9x League Rebounding Leader (2025-2029, 2031, 2032, 2034, 2035)
League Blocks Leader (2037)

Grigori Kaleshnikov
Won Championship (2035)
Finals MVP (2035)
11x First Team All-League (2033, 2035-2042, 2044, 2046)
2x Second Team All-League (2043, 2045)
Third Team All-League (2034)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2038-2040)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2037, 2041, 2042, 2044)
3x Third Team All-Defensive (2035, 2043, 2046)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
All-Star MVP (2041)
14x All-Star (2033-2046)
7x League Scoring Leader (2037-2043)

Ilya Kaleshnikov
4x DPOTY (2035, 2036, 2038, 2039)
10x First Team All-League (2035-2043, 2045)
4x Second Team All-League (2033, 2034, 2044, 2046)
14x First Team All-Defensive (2033-2046)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
14x All-Star (2033-2046)
7x League Rebounding Leader (2033, 2037-2039, 2044-2046)
League Assists Leader (2033)
4x League Steals Leader (2033, 2035, 2038, 2040)
3x League Blocks Leader (2038, 2039, 2042)

Hugh Jass
7x MVP (2035, 2036, 2038-2042)
2x DPOTY (2040, 2041)
13x First Team All-League (2034-2046)
Third Team All-League (2033)
12x First Team All-Defensive (2035-2046)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2033, 2034)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
All-Star MVP (2039)
14x All-Star (2033-2046)
3x League Rebounding Leader (2036, 2040, 2042)
2x League Blocks Leader (2040, 2041)

Drew Gooden
ROY (2033)
6x Second Team All-League (2033, 2035, 2036, 2038, 2043, 2046)
5x Third Team All-League (2034, 2040, 2042, 2044, 2045)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
14x All-Star (2033-2046)

Express VPN
Won Championship (2035)
Second Team All-League (2039)
7x Third Team All-League (2033, 2035-2038, 2041, 2043)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2041, 2042)
10x Second Team All-Defensive (2033-2036, 2038-2040, 2043, 2045, 2046)
Third Team All-Defensive (2037)
All-Rookie Team (2033)
13x All-Star (2033-2043, 2045, 2046)
2x League Rebounding Leader (2041, 2043)

Henn God
Won Championship (2036)
6x All-Star (2036-2040, 2042)

Yakov Ivanov
MVP (2037)
Won Championship (2037)
Finals MVP (2037)
2x DPOTY (2037, 2042)
ROY (2034)
12x First Team All-League (2034, 2035, 2037-2046)
Second Team All-League (2036)
12x First Team All-Defensive (2034, 2036-2046)
Second Team All-Defensive (2035)
All-Rookie Team (2034)
4x All-Star MVP (2036, 2040, 2042, 2045)
13x All-Star (2034-2046)
League Scoring Leader (2036)
3x League Steals Leader (2037, 2042, 2044)

Short Person
6x Second Team All-League (2037-2042)
4x Third Team All-League (2036, 2043, 2045, 2046)
All-Rookie Team (2034)
13x All-Star (2034-2046)
10x League Assists Leader (2034-2043)

Sales Person
ROY (2035)
All-Rookie Team (2035)
2x All-Star (2041, 2044)

Bird Person
7x Won Championship (2038-2044)
7x Finals MVP (2038-2044)
ROY (2036)
8x First Team All-League (2039-2046)
2x Second Team All-League (2037, 2038)
7x First Team All-Defensive (2040-2046)
4x Second Team All-Defensive (2036-2039)
All-Rookie Team (2036)
All-Star MVP (2038)
11x All-Star (2036-2046)
3x League Steals Leader (2036, 2039, 2041)

Elbano Esenelfuego
4x MVP (2043-2046)
Won Championship (2045)
Finals MVP (2045)
4x DPOTY (2043-2046)
ROTY (2043)
4x First Team All-League (2043-2046)
4x First Team All-Defensive (2043-2046)
All-Rookie Team (2043)
3x All-Star MVP (2043, 2044, 2046)
4x All-Star (2043-2046)
3x League Scoring Leader (2044-2046)
3x League Steals Leader (2043, 2045, 2046)
4x League Blocks Leader (2043-2046)
 

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Last Name: Bounder
Height: 7'7"
Weight: 270 lbs
Position: C
Jersey Number: 99
Hometown (optional): The Hague
College or Home Country: Netherlands
Priorities (Fame, Loyalty, Money, Winning): Money
Relatives (optional, could be a brother/father in the league):

Ratings (0-100 Scale)
Height: 100
Strength: 75
Speed: 25
Jumping: 100
Endurance: 50
Inside Scoring: 100
Dunks/Layups: 100
Free Throws: 75
Mid Range: 50
Three Pointers: 25
Offensive IQ: 100
Defensive IQ: 100
Dribbling: 25
Passing: 75
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2046 Draft
1. Reee Bounder, DET 84/92

2046 Free Agency
Sales Person signed with the Miami Heat
CallMe Daddy signed with the Utah Jazz
Henn God went unsigned

2047 Ratings
1. Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL 97/99
2. Yakov Ivanov, LAC 97/97
3. Reeee Bounder, DET 83/90
4. Bird Person, NYC 83/83
5. Grigori Kaleshnikov, CLE 82/82
6. Hugh Jass, LAL 74/74
7. Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA 73/73
8. David Ross, ATL 64/64
9. Short Person, BKN 62/62
10. Sales Person, MIA 58/58
11. Spanks Spanks, DAL 57/57
12. Drew Gooden, PHI 56/56
T12. Express VPN, SA 56/56
14. Henn God, FA 53/53
15. CallMe Daddy, UTA 48/48
16. Georgi Ivanov, HOU 46/46
17. Uncle Jrue, TOR 45/45

Notes
-In Detroit, the CallMe Daddy era has come to an end and the Reee Bounder era has begun. Bounder should make the Pistons immediate contenders, while Daddy will play a mentor role on a terrible Jazz roster.
-Five teams should compete for the title this year: the Knicks, Hawks, Cavaliers, Nuggets, and Pistons. Nuggets have a chance to the first non-BaP led team to win a championship this season.
 
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2047 In-Season Notes
-Henn God signed with the Orlando Magic
-20 games into the season, Elbano Esenelfuego suffered a horrible ACL tear, causing him to be lost for the year and potentially part of next year as well. I actually don't think I've ever seen an injury as bad as his in this game. His new player line is 93/95.
-Old man Uncle Jrue suffered a herniated disc that caused him to miss 29 games. Somehow, the game glitched and his new player line is 46/45, so the injury technically made him better and he is now playing above his max potential lol

2047 Standings
Eastern Conference
1. Cleveland Cavaliers 63-19
2. Detroit Pistons 61-21
3. New York Knicks 60-22
4. Boston Celtics 55-27
5. Atlanta Hawks 43-39
6. Orlando Magic 42-40
7. Washington Wizards 42-40
8. Toronto Raptors 40-42

9. Philadelphia 76ers 39-43
11. Miami Heat 35-47
13. Brooklyn Nets 31-51

Western Conference
1. Denver Nuggets 70-12
2. Los Angeles Clippers 57-25
3. Houston Rockets 55-27
4. Oklahoma City Thunder 47-35
5. Golden State Warriors 44-38
6. Minnesota Timberwolves 42-40
7. Los Angeles Lakers 40-42
8. San Antonio Spurs 39-43

9. Dallas Mavericks 37-45
13. Utah Jazz 26-56

2047 Playoffs
First Round
(1) Nuggets defeat (8) Spurs 4-0
(5) Warriors defeat (4) Thunder 4-2
(3) Rockets defeat (6) Timberwolves 4-2
(2) Clippers defeat (7) Lakers 4-0

(1) Cavaliers defeat (8) Raptors 4-0
(4) Celtics defeat (5) Hawks 4-0
(3) Knicks defeat (6) Magic 4-0
(2) Pistons defeat (7) Wizards 4-0

Conference Semifinals
(1) Nuggets defeat (5) Warriors 4-3
(2) Clippers defeat (3) Rockets 4-3

(1) Cavaliers defeat (4) Celtics 4-0
(3) Knicks defeat (2) Pistons 4-2

Conference Finals
(1) Nuggets defeat (2) Clippers 4-1

(1) Cavaliers defeat (3) Knicks 4-3

Finals
(1) Cavaliers defeat (1) Nuggets 4-3 (blew a 3-1 lead)

Finals MVP
Grigori Kaleshnikov, CLE
36.0 pts, 11.0 rbs, 10.6 ast

MVP
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
35.2 pts, 11.8 rbs, 10.5 ast

DPOTY
Reeee Bounder, DET
19.2 reb, 4.0 blk, 2.7 stl

SMOTY
CallMe Daddy, UTA
13.7 pts, 1.6 rbs, 5.6 ast

ROY
Reeee Bounder, DET
32.5 pts, 19.2 rbs, 3.3 ast

First Team All-League
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Reeee Bounder, DET
Grigori Kaleshnikov, CLE
Hugh Jass, LAL
Bird Person, NYC

Second Team All-League
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA
David Ross, ATL

First Team All-Defensive
Reeee Bounder, DET
Yakov Ivanov, LAC
Hugh Jass, LAL
Ilya Kaleshnikov, MIA

Second Team All-Defensive
Elbano Esenelfuego, ATL
Bird Person, NYC

Third Team All-Defensive
Express VPN, SA

All-Rookie Tean
Reee Bounder, DET

Grigori Ivanov retired and was inducted into the Hall of Fame

Notes
-As messed up as it might sound, Elbano's injury added a level of parity to the league that was... refreshing. Grigori was able to go out and get his 2nd title, and Yakov won another MVP, 10 years after his first. It'll be interesting to see if Elbano can regain his form next season, if he even plays.
-Grigori finally retired :( In my opinion, he's the GOAT. With his retirement, Uncle Jrue is the only remaining player from our original draft class.
-Gotta love seeing CallMe Daddy win Sixth Man of the Year this season. The dude is 44.
 

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>-As messed up as it might sound, Elbano's injury added a level of parity to the league that was... refreshing. Grigori was able to go out and get his 2nd title, and Yakov won another MVP, 10 years after his first. It'll be interesting to see if Elbano can regain his form next season, if he even plays.

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Position: PF
Jersey Number: 7
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College or Home Country: South Africa
Priorities (Fame, Loyalty, Money, Winning): Money
Relatives (optional, could be a brother/father in the league): All of the Persons

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Strength: 100
Speed: 100
Jumping: 100
Endurance: 100
Inside Scoring: 100
Dunks/Layups: 100
Free Throws: 0
Mid Range: 0
Three Pointers: 0
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College or Home Country: Grand Canyon University
Priorities (Fame, Loyalty, Money, Winning): Money (so he can eat more)
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