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2021 Draft
1. CallMe Daddy, DET
2. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM

2021 Notable Offseason Moves
Rudy Gobert signed with the Sacramento Kings
Giannis Antetokounmpo signed with the Charlotte Hornets
Anthony Davis signed with the San Antonio Spurs
Jayson Tatum signed with the New Orleans Pelicans
Donovan Mitchell signed with the Phoenix Suns
Derrick Rose was traded to the Dallas Mavericks
 
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2022 Preseason
Ratings

1. Georgi Ivanov, GS 97/100
2. CallMe Daddy, DET 94/99
3. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 90/95
4. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 89/94
5. FirstName LastName, MIN 88/92
6. Uncle Jrue, CLE 83/90
7. Richard Cranium, CHI 80/92
8. Long Person, ATL 78/87
9. Little Person, DET 70/83
10. Snacks Lee, NYC 63/73

Highest Rated Players
2022 Preseason
Ratings

1. Georgi Ivanov, GS 97/100
2. CallMe Daddy, DET 94/99
3. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 90/95
4. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 89/94
5. FirstName LastName, MIN 88/92
6. Uncle Jrue, CLE 83/90
7. Richard Cranium, CHI 80/92
8. Long Person, ATL 78/87
9. Giannis Antetokounmpo, CHA 75/75
10. Anthony Davis, SA 74/74

Notes
-The Memphis Grizzlies, led by rookie Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, are the preseason favorites to win the championship. The Golden State Warriors and Detroit Pistons aren't far behind and figure to be strong contenders.
-All BaP teams are projected to make the playoffs.
 
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2022 All-Star Game
Starting Lineups


Team Lingerie
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM (Captain)
Uncle Jrue, CLE
Anthony Davis, SA
Nikola Jokic, DEN
Devin Booker, PHO

Team CallMe
CallMe Daddy, DET (Captain)
Karl-Anthony Towns, MIN
Richard Cranium, CHI
'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA
Luka Doncic, DAL

Notable Reserves
Long Person, ATL
FirstName LastName, MIN
Snacks Lee, NYC
Georgi Ivanov, GS (DNP, injured)

All-Star MVP:
CallMe Daddy, MIN
41 pts, 8 ast, 3 rbs
 
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2022 Final Standings
Eastern Conference
1. Charlotte Hornets 70-12
2. Detroit Pistons, 66-16
3. Cleveland Cavaliers, 62-20
4. Atlanta Hawks, 57-25
5. New York Knicks, 52-30
6. Brooklyn Nets, 52-30
7. Washington Wizards, 51-31
8. Chicago Bulls, 51-31
9. Philadelphia 76ers, 39-43
10. Indianapolis Pacers, 37-45
11. Boston Celtics, 33-49
12. Milwaukee Bucks, 27-55
13. Toronto Raptors, 25-57
14. Orlando Magic, 23-59
15. Miami Heat, 22-60

Western Conference
1. Memphis Grizzlies, 67-15
2. Golden State Warriors, 66-16
3. Minneapolis Timberwolves, 53-29
4. Dallas Mavericks, 52-30
5. Sacramento Kings, 42-40
6. San Antonio Spurs, 41-41
7. New Orleans Pelicans, 37-45
8. Denver Nuggets, 35-47
9. Phoenix Suns, 34-48
10. Houston Rockets, 33-49
11. Los Angeles Clippers, 31-51
12. Portland Trailblazers, 23-59
13. Utah Jazz, 21-61
14. Oklahoma City Thunder, 21-61
15. Los Angeles Lakers, 7-75

2022 Playoffs
First Round

(1) Grizzlies defeat (8) Nuggets 4-1
(4) Mavericks defeat (5) Kings 4-3
(3) Timberwolves defeat (6) Spurs 4-2
(2) Warriors defeat (7) Pelicans 4-1

(1) Hornets defeat (8) Bulls 4-1
(4) Hawks defeat (5) Knicks 4-1
(3) Cavaliers defeat (6) Nets 4-0
(2) Pistons defeat (7) Wizards 4-2

Conference Semifinals
(1) Grizzlies defeat (4) Mavericks 4-0
(2) Warriors defeat (3) Timberwolves 4-1

(1) Hornets defeat (4) Hawks 4-2
(3) Cavaliers defeat (2) Pistons 4-0

Conference Finals
(2) Warriors defeat (1) Grizzlies 4-1

(1) Hornets defeat (3) Cavaliers 4-3

Finals
(1) Hornets defeat (2) Warriors 4-3
(Warriors blew a 3-1 lead)

Finals MVP:
Giannis Antetokounmpo, CHA
34.7 pts, 12.4 trb, 3.3 ast
 
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2022 Season Awards
MVP
Georgi Ivanov, GS
36.1 pts, 14.5 trb, 13.0 ast

DPOTY
FirstName LastName, MIN
11.6 trb, 5.1 blk, 7.6 stl

ROTY
CallMe Daddy, DET
42.2 pts, 5.7 trb, 12.6 ast

All-League First Team
Georgi Ivanov, GS
CallMe Daddy, DET
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM
Uncle Jrue, CLE
'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA

All-League Second Team
Richard Cranium, CHI

All-League Third Team
FirstName LastName, MIN
Long Person, ATL

All-Rookie Team
CallMe Daddy, DET
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM

All-Defensive First Team
FirstName LastName, MIN
'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA
Georgi Ivanov, GS
Long Person, ATL
Richard Cranium, CHI

All-Defensive Second Team
CallMe Daddy, DET
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM

All-Defensive Third Team
Uncle Jrue, CLE

Notable Retirements
Pau Gasol, age 42
Kyle Korber, age 41
J.R. Smith, age 37
Isaiah Thomas, age 33
 

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2022 End-of-Season Player Updates
PPG
1. CallMe Daddy, DET 42.4
2. Uncle Jrue, CLE 41.4
3. Georgi Ivanov, GS 36.1
4. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 35.2
5. Little Person, DET 26.0
6. Richard Cranium, CHI 24.9
7. Long Person, ATL 19.8
8. Snacks Lee, NYC 19.7
9. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 19.7
10. FirstName LastName, MIN 9.1

Rebounds
1. Georgi Ivanov, GS 14.5
2. Richard Cranium, CHI 12.3
3. FirstName LastName, MIN 11.6
4. Long Person, ATL 11.4
5. CallMe Daddy, DET 5.7
6. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 4.5
7. Uncle Jrue, CLE 4.4
8. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 3.5
9. Snacks Lee, NYC 1.3
10. Little Person, DET 1.3

Assists
1. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 13.2
2. Georgi Ivanov, GS 13.0
3. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 13.0
4. Uncle Jrue, CLE 12.6
5. CallMe Daddy, DET 12.6
6. Richard Cranium, CHI 10.9
7. Snacks Lee, NYC 7.9
8. Little Person, DET 2.0
9. FirstName LastName, MIN 1.4
10. Long Person, ATL 1.1

Resumes

Georgi Ivanov

2x MVP (2021, 2022)
Won Championship (2021)
Finals MVP (2021)
DPOTY (2021)
ROTY (2021)
2x First Team All-League (2021, 2022)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2021, 2022)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
All-Star MVP (2021)
2x All-Star (2021, 2022)
League Rebounding Leader (2022)
League Assists Leader (2021)

FirstName LastName
DPOTY (2022)
Third Team All-League (2022)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2021, 2022)
2x All-Star (2021, 2022)
2x League Steals Leader (2021, 2022)
2x League Blocks Leader (2021, 2022)

'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei
Won Championship (2022)
2x First Team All-League (2021, 2022)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2021, 2022)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
2x All-Star (2021, 2022)

Richard Cranium
First Team All-League (2021)
Second Team All-League (2022)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2021, 2022)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
2x All-Star (2021, 2022)

Uncle Jrue
2x First Team All-League (2021, 2022)
Third Team All-Defensive (2022)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
2x All-Star (2021, 2022)

Long Person
Third Team All-League (2022)
2x First Team All-Defensive (2021, 2022)
All-Star (2022)

Little Person
All-Rookie Team (2021)
All-Star (2021)
League Scoring Leader (2021)

Snacks Lee
All-Star (2022)

CallMe Daddy
ROTY (2022)
First Team All-League (2022)
Second Team All-Defensive (2022)
All-Rookie Team (2022)
All-Star MVP (2022)
All-Star (2022)
League Scoring Leader (2022)

Lingerie Hicks-Gribble
-First Team All-League (2022)
-Second Team All-Defensive (2022)
-All-Rookie Team (2022)
-All-Star (2022)
-League Assists Leader (2022)

Notes
-Georgi Ivanov continues to have the most impressive resume, but the gap is certainly closing. CallMe Daddy currently figures to be his main rival.
-The duo of CallMe Daddy and Little Person had a disappointing end to their first season together, getting bounced by Uncle Jrue's Cavaliers in the Conference Semifinals. It's important to note that Little Person was injured through the whole playoffs though and did not play.
-Our 2020 class is entering the last year of their rookie contracts, so we could see several of them switch teams after the coming season.
 
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ROTY
CallMe Daddy, DET
42.2 pts, 5.7 trb, 12.6 ast

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2022 Free Agency
-Deandre Ayton signed with the Charlotte Hornets
-Kawhi Leonard signed with the Memphis Grizzlies
-Luka Doncic signed with the Los Angeles Clippers
-Paul George signed with the Orlando Magic
-LeBron James signed with the Milwaukee Bucks

2023 Ratings
1. Georgi Ivanov, GS 96/100
T1. CallMe Daddy, DET 96/100
3. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 91/96
4. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 88/93
5. FirstName LastName, MIN 88/91
6. Uncle Jrue, CLE 85/90
7. Richard Cranium, CHI 81/91
8. Long Person, ATL 80/85
9. Little Person, DET 75/83
10. Snacks Lee, NYC 63/71

2023 Notes
-The Detroit Pistons are overwhelming favorites to win the 2023 NBA Championship.
 
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2023 All-Star Game

Team Georgi
Georgi Ivanov, GS (Captain)
Uncle Jrue, CLE
'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA
Luka Doncic, LAC
Nikola Jokic, DEN

Team CallMe
CallMe Daddy, DET (Captain)
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM
Jayson Tatum, NOL
Richard Cranium, CHI
Devin Booker, PHO

Notable Reserves
Snacks Lee, NYC
Little Person, DET
FirstName LastName, MIN

All-Star MVP
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM
27pts, 20ast, 7rb
 
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2023 Standings
Eastern Conference

1. Charlotte Hornets 74-8
2. Detroit Pistons 74-8
3. Cleveland Cavaliers 68-14
4. Philadelphia 76ers 52-30
5. Atlanta Hawks 51-31
6. Chicago Bulls 51-31
7. New York Knicks 49-33
8. Washington Wizards 44-38
9. Brooklyn Nets 40-42
10. Orlando Magic 35-47
11. Indiana Pacers 33-49
12. Miami Heat 29-53
13. Milwaukee Bucks 24-58
14. Toronto Raptors 22-60
15. Boston Celtics 21-61

Western Conference
1. Memphis Grizzlies 64-18
2. Minnesota Timberwolves 62-10
3. Golden State Warriors 59-23
4. New Orleans Pelicans 53-29
5. San Antonio Spurs 49-33
6. Dallas Mavericks 34-48
7. Denver Nuggets 34-48
8. Sacramento Kings 33-49
9. Utah Jazz 31-51
10. Phoenix Suns 29-53
11. Oklahoma City Thunder 26-56
12. Portland Trailblazers 24-58
13. Houston Rockets 24-58
14. Los Angeles Lakers 22-60
15. Los Angeles Clippers 19-63

2023 Playoffs
First Round

(1) Grizzlies defeat (8) Kings 4-0
(4) Pelicans defeat (5) Spurs 4-3
(3) Warriors defeat (6) Mavericks 4-0
(2) Timberwolves defeat (7) Nuggets 4-0

(1) Hornets defeat (8) Wizards 4-0
(4) 76ers defeat (5) Hawks 4-3
(3) Cavaliers defeat (6) Bulls 4-0
(2) Pistons defeat (7) Knicks 4-0

Conference Semifinals
(1) Grizzlies defeat (4) Pelicans 4-1
(2) Timberwolves defeat (3) Warriors 4-0

(1) Hornets defeat (4) 76ers 4-0
(2) Pistons defeat (3) Cavaliers 4-2

Conference Finals
(1) Grizzlies defeat (2) Timberwolves 4-1

(1) Hornets defeat (2) Pistons 4-2

Finals
(1) Grizzlies defeat (1) Hornets 4-3

Finals MVP
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM
35.7pts, 3.9rb, 12.9ast

MVP
CallMe Daddy, DET
42.2pts, 6.3rbs, 12.8ast

DPOTY
FirstName LastName, MIN
10.8rb, 4,8blk, 7.7stl

First Team All-League
CallMe Daddy, DET
Georgi Ivanov, GS
Uncle Jrue, CLE
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM
Richard Cranium, CHI

Second Team All-League
'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA
Little Person, DET

Third Team All-League
FirstName LastName, MIN

First Team All-Defensive
FirstName LastName, MIN
'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA
Georgi Ivanov, GS
Long Person, ATL
Richard Cranium, CHI

Second Team All-Defensive
CallMe Daddy, DET
Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM

Third Team All-Defensive
Little Person, DET

Notable Retirements
-Andre Igoudala, age 39
-Carmelo Anthony, age 39
-Rajon Rondo, age 37
-Derrick Rose, age 35
 

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Sweet. At least Long Person and FirstName LastName are both relevant. Sad to see them not winning championships though.

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2023 End-of-Season Player Updates
PPG
1. Uncle Jrue, CLE 43.2
2. CallMe Daddy, DET 42.2
3. Georgi Ivanov, GS 34.6
4. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 32.6
5. Little Person, DET 29.4
6. Richard Cranium, CHI 26.4
7. Long Person, ATL 22.8
8. Snacks Lee, NYC 22.4
9. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 18.7
10. FirstName LastName, MIN 7.4

Rebounds
1. Georgi Ivanov, GS 15.2
2. Richard Cranium, CHI 12.8
3. FirstName LastName, MIN 10.8
4. Long Person, ATL 10.2
5. CallMe Daddy, DET 6.3
6. Uncle Jrue, CLE 5.7
7. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 4.3
8. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 3.4
9. Snacks Lee, NYC 1.5
10, Little Person, DET 1.4

Assists
1. Lingerie Hicks-Gribble, MEM 13.6
2. Georgi Ivanov, GS 13.4
3. 'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei, CHA 13.0
4. CallMe Daddy, DET 12.8
5. Uncle Jrue, CLE 12.5
6. Richard Cranium, CHI 11.9
7. Snacks Lee, NYC 7.4
8. Little Person, DET 1.9
9. Long Person, ATL 1.2
10. FirstName LastName, MIN 1.2

Resumes

Georgi Ivanov

2x MVP (2021, 2022)
Won Championship (2021)
Finals MVP (2021)
DPOTY (2021)
ROTY (2021)
3x First Team All-League (2021-2023)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2023)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
All-Star MVP (2021)
3x All-Star (2021-2023)
2x League Rebounding Leader (2022, 2023)
League Assists Leader (2021)

FirstName LastName
2x DPOTY (2022, 2023)
2x Third Team All-League (2022, 2023)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2023)
3x All-Star (2021-2023)
3x League Steals Leader (2021-2023)
3x League Blocks Leader (2021-2023)

'A'amakualenalena Lotulelei
Won Championship (2022)
2x First Team All-League (2021, 2022)
Second Team All-League (2023)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2023)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
3x All-Star (2021-2023)

Richard Cranium
2x First Team All-League (2021, 2023)
Second Team All-League (2022)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2023)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
3x All-Star (2021-2023)

Uncle Jrue
3x First Team All-League (2021-2023)
Third Team All-Defensive (2022)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
3x All-Star (2021-2023)
League Scoring Leader (2023)

Long Person
Third Team All-League (2022)
3x First Team All-Defensive (2021-2023)
All-Star (2022)

Little Person
Second Team All-League (2023)
Third Team All-Defensive (2023)
All-Rookie Team (2021)
2x All-Star (2021, 2023)
League Scoring Leader (2021)

Snacks Lee
2x All-Star (2022, 2023)

CallMe Daddy
MVP (2023)
ROTY (2022)
2x First Team All-League (2022, 2023)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2022, 2023)
All-Rookie Team (2022)
All-Star MVP (2022)
2x All-Star (2022, 2023)
League Scoring Leader (2022)

Lingerie Hicks-Gribble
Won Championship (2023)
Finals MVP (2023)
2x First Team All-League (2022, 2023)
2x Second Team All-Defensive (2022, 2023)
All-Rookie Team (2022)
All-Star MVP (2023)
2x All-Star (2022, 2023)
2x League Assists Leader (2022, 2023)
 

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If the narrative for CallMe Daddy is similar to CP3s i'm going to be so depressed
 
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