City: Baltimore, MD
Stadium Name: The Bird Cage
Fight Song: "The Wire Theme Song"
General Manager: Lay "Spotless White Suit" Rewis
Head Coach: Buck Showalter
Offensive Coordinator: Chimmy MaGimmy
Defensive Coordinator: Bill Smith
Backstory: All players are fed via food from the city's dumpsters to save the earth and definitely not because they love it.