[2019] Best Player Names

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Post any funny/awesome names you got genned.
 

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I got a CB named Luis Wong
an OG named Melky Hughes
a CB named Trey Hoomanawanui(from Missouri)
a DE named Jihad Fowler
a WR named Ralph Smoak
 
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DERun StopperTuffyHuffman3Sr.B6' 3"291San Ramon ValleyDanvilleCA

DTNose TackleHyun-JinMcFadden3Jr.B6' 3"305CentennialCoronaCA

CBBall HawkJi-ManBeliveau3Fr.C5' 10"180KleinKleinTX
 

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QBScramblerFrancisBazardo3Sr.B6' 2"214JacksonJacksonAL
RBPowerJordanyGilgeous-Alexander3So.C5' 11"226BlairSilver SpringMD
QBScramblerGeronimoMoore3Fr.C6' 1"217MagnoliaMagnoliaTX
 

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CBBall HawkDenyiFeatherston4Fr.B5' 11"185St. Vincent-St. MaryAkronOH
 

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CBBall HawkZoiloSanborn3Sr.B5' 10"179Glades CentralBelle GladeFL
WRRoute RunnerChang-YongPoyer3Jr.B5' 10"172Heritage HillsLincoln CityIN

CPass BlockingSergioQuessenberry3Sr.B6' 1"274TaravellaCoral SpringsFL
 

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hahaha Chang-Yong Poyer.
 

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I think that's probably my favorite one so far
 

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Honestly my team has a lot of great names this was just a small sampling
 

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ILBRun StopperFramberMartin3Fr.C6' 2"233
 

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Candidates for most boring name:

DESpeed RusherJustinSmith3Jr.B6' 5"241TwinsburgTwinsburgOH

QBScramblerHenryBrown4Fr.B6' 0"222CaliforniaSan RamonCA

My SAFETY VALVE:

FSZone CoverageJoshuaDeValve2Jr.B6' 1"196MilfordMilfordUT

Our first female player?:

ILBField GeneralStacyGriffin3So.B6' 1"228BurlesonBurlesonTX

Oh shit:

CBMan CoverageSealverNkemdiche4Fr.B6' 0"197George Walton AcademyMonroeGA

Bat shit crazy:

QBScramblerVladimirDawson3Jr.B6' 1"228JacksonJacksonAL

Others:

WRRoute RunnerAdalbertoDerrickson3Fr.C5' 11"174St. Thomas AquinasHammondLA

RBBalancedVinnyDespaigne3Sr.B5' 10"209North CarolineRidgelyMD

WRSpeedJ'MonFernandez3Sr.B6' 0"187AndalusiaAndalusiaAL
 

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RBSpeedMannyMannion2So.C6' 0"206Pleasant GroveTexarkanaTX

Never trust a person with two first names
DESpeed RusherZackLuke4Jr.B6' 5"231Bishop AmatLa PuenteCA
Also I'm a sucker for "alliteration" names, so things like
DTPass RusherDanielDekker4Sr.B6' 3"277Jay M. RobinsonConcordNC
RBSpeedCodyCasspi4So.B5' 11"206FairfieldFairfieldTX
TEReceivingAlexAtkins4So.B6' 5"243NewportNewportWA
really tickle my fancy.
 

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My favorite Aztec names:

OTRun BlockingWilkinTiller3Sr.B6' 3"293OakdaleOakdaleLA
DERun StopperRyanHo Kang3Sr.B6' 3"296GrenadaGrenadaMS
QBPocketHung-ChihAnderson4Jr.B6' 2"226LoyolaLos AngelesCA
SSBall HawkEloyBeeks2Sr.C5' 11"197Dixie CountyCross CityFL
DTNose TackleHendersonMcDonald2So.C6' 2"306CloverCloverSC

I know the two first names thing, but what about two last names? (Henderson McDonald)

I also have a ton of alliterative names, Storm. I like those too.

In addition, I just hope not to screw up my depth chart with these two RBs on the roster:
RBSpeedBryanBrown4So.B5' 9"190New PrairieNew CarlisleIN
RBSpeedBeauBrown3Jr.C5' 10"194Camden CountyKingslandGA
 

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CBMan CoverageDanielLuwawu-Cabarrot
ILBCoverageBradleyPorter Jr.

The All-NBA team.

And also

QBScramblerWilliansQuackenbush
 

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just an outright awesome name.
OLBSpeedBamSwanson3Sr.B6' 2"222AlpharettaAlpharettaGA
When the Third President resurrects to play LB on your team.
LBCoverageThomasJefferson2So.C6' 2"235PrincetonPrincetonNC
Two Former LSU Wideouts have fused to become my new FS
FSBall HawkOdellChark3Jr.B6' 0"195Patrick HenryGlade SpringVA
 

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WRPossesionMylesCoward3Sr.B6' 1"193CreeksideSt. JohnsFL
DTBalancedDestinyAnderson4Jr.B6' 2"293SpringtownSpringtownTX
FBBlockingYohanderNowitzki3Jr.B6' 0"246BauxiteBauxiteAR
CBBall HawkGorkysHamels2Jr.B5' 11"182Broken BowBroken BowOK
RBBalancedTionDeJong3So.B5' 10"206Poland SeminaryPolandOH
CBMan CoverageAdonisMahoungou2Sr.C6' 0"201RadfordHonoluluHI
DESpeed RusherLekaBrown2Jr.C6' 3"240McCutcheonLafayetteIN
DERun StopperDzananSchimpf3So.C6' 3"301Webb CityWebb CityMO
OLBCoverageFu-TeWitzmann3Fr.C6' 0"228SheyenneWest FargoND
PAccuracyAristidesAstudillo2So.D6' 1"206EurekaEurekaCA


These ones are also pretty good.
 

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OGPass BlockingDreJungmann
SSBall HawkJusufTovar
QBBalancedAsdrubalClark
RBBalancedLafayetteGoedert
KAccuracyJackQuessenberry
CBBall HawkStormLauletta

and my favorite:
TEReceivingMelkyNix
 
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